Wednesday, June 14, 2006

 

Name-ing, blame-ing, shame-ing, inflame-ing, lesbian same-ing, Auntie Mame-ing...

As per request of The Gaylord Rehabilitation Center, today's entry is dedicated to "Name-ing."

I didn't want to do it. I didn't want to soil my beautiful blog with their ugly faces. Sort of like how Barbaric I mean Barbara didn't want to soil her beautiful mind with thoughts of all those poor people in New Orleans dirtying up the place with their dead bodies, etc. Or was it how she didn't want to soil her beautiful mind with thoughts of those poor Iraqi citizens dirtying up the place with their dead bodies, etc...? I can't remember which it was. Speaking of blame-ing, let it be known for the record that Team Shredder does not now and never did believe in the tired, worn out strategy of blaming everything on Mommy. These other fools are all adults now who've made adult lifetimes of evil choices.
Which brings us to Name-ing.
I hereby name this picture, "Evil, Piece of Shit Family."

Comments:
Sure, I know it's not right speech and all, I'm not a very good Buddhist. But I'm fucking tired of Fascism.
 
F*ck! What an ugly sight, Capt'n. I am so tired of their tired faces and Fascismo. I am also tired of feces, which is what I think of upon setting eyes on them all. I'd rather pluck 'em out.
 
I don't mean to bum the collective stone. I just had to get it out. Posting this picture was very much like passing bad gas...I feel somewhat better, but at the expense of everyone around me.
Sorry. Until the next time, and then I'll be sorry again.
 
i wish this could've been one of those portraits that you get at sears where everyones lying on their stomachs on some ochred colored carpet and a pull-down screen behind them with fake flowers on it except instead it could be a pull-down screen of the fake flower field with all the dead animals and people that's on their hands. Argh. Fuck capt'n. I'm trying to enjoy my complacency in the sun today. argh.
 
Please do, ali, please do enjoy it. You've certainly earned it, little bunny, and I mean that. Really, that wasn't some bitter, underhanded joke. I really mean literally that you are excellent and have been working your little bunny buns off, all the time, and I'm happy that you get 5 minutes off for once.

Humorlessly yours,

Me
 
I understand completely Capt'n. And you fart analogy couldn't be more appropriate.
 
I am now removing myself from my self-generated fart-osphere to trudge off to "work." I promise I'll be more fun next time, pd.

p.s.
Ali-want to go surfing today, around sunset? Calling, please.
 
TESTIFY, Mary.
 
Capt'n
I used to read Shakespeare and think why would the peoples put up with such insanity and who would think of such evil but not anymore
this family sweats evil especially jr.
I'm planning on participating in the public douching of this kind of evil jr's too dumb and too greedy not to meet a horrible end I'm thinking something that involves boils...
 
true evil-dooors, capt'n. a disaster and argument for all kinda birth control and maybe blue-state secession. I'm sooooo ready.
 
oh capt'n i should've gone surfing. instead i gave myself a mohawk to celebrate summer and took an amazing motorcycle ride. Tomorrow I can return to "work" and the real world. Surfing? I don't think I could even get out of the white water now capt'n.
 
seriously capt'n, why you got to hurt us with this? I am actually stunned by how much I hate all 4 of them, not just the 2 georges.
 
The grape does not fall far from the vile.
 
Dagger, it's time for us to face our demons.
 
Nor does the ape fall far from the bile.
 
Capt'n I lost your email, vut is it?
email me
corncub42@hotmail.com
 
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Sure, I know it's not right speech and all, I'm not a very good Buddhist. But I'm fucking tired of Fascism.

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 10:19 AM  

F*ck! What an ugly sight, Capt'n. I am so tired of their tired faces and Fascismo. I am also tired of feces, which is what I think of upon setting eyes on them all. I'd rather pluck 'em out.

By Blogger PD, at 10:23 AM  

I don't mean to bum the collective stone. I just had to get it out. Posting this picture was very much like passing bad gas...I feel somewhat better, but at the expense of everyone around me.
Sorry. Until the next time, and then I'll be sorry again.

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 11:33 AM  

i wish this could've been one of those portraits that you get at sears where everyones lying on their stomachs on some ochred colored carpet and a pull-down screen behind them with fake flowers on it except instead it could be a pull-down screen of the fake flower field with all the dead animals and people that's on their hands. Argh. Fuck capt'n. I'm trying to enjoy my complacency in the sun today. argh.

By Blogger Ali, at 11:50 AM  

Please do, ali, please do enjoy it. You've certainly earned it, little bunny, and I mean that. Really, that wasn't some bitter, underhanded joke. I really mean literally that you are excellent and have been working your little bunny buns off, all the time, and I'm happy that you get 5 minutes off for once.

Humorlessly yours,

Me

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 12:00 PM  

I understand completely Capt'n. And you fart analogy couldn't be more appropriate.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:00 PM  

I am now removing myself from my self-generated fart-osphere to trudge off to "work." I promise I'll be more fun next time, pd.

p.s.
Ali-want to go surfing today, around sunset? Calling, please.

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 12:04 PM  

TESTIFY, Mary.

By Blogger The Gaylord Rehabilitation Center, at 2:03 PM  

Capt'n
I used to read Shakespeare and think why would the peoples put up with such insanity and who would think of such evil but not anymore
this family sweats evil especially jr.
I'm planning on participating in the public douching of this kind of evil jr's too dumb and too greedy not to meet a horrible end I'm thinking something that involves boils...

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:27 PM  

true evil-dooors, capt'n. a disaster and argument for all kinda birth control and maybe blue-state secession. I'm sooooo ready.

By Blogger sloth, at 8:16 PM  

oh capt'n i should've gone surfing. instead i gave myself a mohawk to celebrate summer and took an amazing motorcycle ride. Tomorrow I can return to "work" and the real world. Surfing? I don't think I could even get out of the white water now capt'n.

By Blogger Ali, at 9:52 PM  

seriously capt'n, why you got to hurt us with this? I am actually stunned by how much I hate all 4 of them, not just the 2 georges.

By Blogger ZS, at 10:16 AM  

The grape does not fall far from the vile.

By Blogger PD, at 10:54 AM  

Dagger, it's time for us to face our demons.

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 10:54 AM  

Nor does the ape fall far from the bile.

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 10:55 AM  

Capt'n I lost your email, vut is it?
email me
corncub42@hotmail.com

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