Team Shredder: Name-ing, blame-ing, shame-ing, inflame-ing, lesbian same-ing, Auntie Mame-ing...

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Name-ing, blame-ing, shame-ing, inflame-ing, lesbian same-ing, Auntie Mame-ing...

As per request of The Gaylord Rehabilitation Center, today's entry is dedicated to "Name-ing."

I didn't want to do it. I didn't want to soil my beautiful blog with their ugly faces. Sort of like how Barbaric I mean Barbara didn't want to soil her beautiful mind with thoughts of all those poor people in New Orleans dirtying up the place with their dead bodies, etc. Or was it how she didn't want to soil her beautiful mind with thoughts of those poor Iraqi citizens dirtying up the place with their dead bodies, etc...? I can't remember which it was. Speaking of blame-ing, let it be known for the record that Team Shredder does not now and never did believe in the tired, worn out strategy of blaming everything on Mommy. These other fools are all adults now who've made adult lifetimes of evil choices.
Which brings us to Name-ing.
I hereby name this picture, "Evil, Piece of Shit Family."

# posted by The Capt'n @ 9:42 AM

Comments:

Sure, I know it's not right speech and all, I'm not a very good Buddhist. But I'm fucking tired of Fascism.

# posted by

The Capt'n : 10:19 AM

I don't mean to bum the collective stone. I just had to get it out. Posting this picture was very much like passing bad gas...I feel somewhat better, but at the expense of everyone around me.
Sorry. Until the next time, and then I'll be sorry again.

# posted by

The Capt'n : 11:33 AM

i wish this could've been one of those portraits that you get at sears where everyones lying on their stomachs on some ochred colored carpet and a pull-down screen behind them with fake flowers on it except instead it could be a pull-down screen of the fake flower field with all the dead animals and people that's on their hands. Argh. Fuck capt'n. I'm trying to enjoy my complacency in the sun today. argh.

# posted by

Ali : 11:50 AM

Please do, ali, please do enjoy it. You've certainly earned it, little bunny, and I mean that. Really, that wasn't some bitter, underhanded joke. I really mean literally that you are excellent and have been working your little bunny buns off, all the time, and I'm happy that you get 5 minutes off for once.

Humorlessly yours,

Me

# posted by

The Capt'n : 12:00 PM

I understand completely Capt'n. And you fart analogy couldn't be more appropriate.

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:00 PM

I am now removing myself from my self-generated fart-osphere to trudge off to "work." I promise I'll be more fun next time, pd.

p.s.
Ali-want to go surfing today, around sunset? Calling, please.

# posted by

The Capt'n : 12:04 PM

TESTIFY, Mary.

# posted by

Unknown : 2:03 PM

Capt'n
I used to read Shakespeare and think why would the peoples put up with such insanity and who would think of such evil but not anymore
this family sweats evil especially jr.
I'm planning on participating in the public douching of this kind of evil jr's too dumb and too greedy not to meet a horrible end I'm thinking something that involves boils...

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:27 PM

true evil-dooors, capt'n. a disaster and argument for all kinda birth control and maybe blue-state secession. I'm sooooo ready.

# posted by

sloth : 8:16 PM

oh capt'n i should've gone surfing. instead i gave myself a mohawk to celebrate summer and took an amazing motorcycle ride. Tomorrow I can return to "work" and the real world. Surfing? I don't think I could even get out of the white water now capt'n.

# posted by

Ali : 9:52 PM

seriously capt'n, why you got to hurt us with this? I am actually stunned by how much I hate all 4 of them, not just the 2 georges.

# posted by

ZS : 10:16 AM

The grape does not fall far from the vile.

# posted by

PD : 10:54 AM

Dagger, it's time for us to face our demons.

# posted by

The Capt'n : 10:54 AM

Nor does the ape fall far from the bile.

# posted by

The Capt'n : 10:55 AM

Capt'n I lost your email, vut is it?
email me
corncub42@hotmail.com

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# posted by

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17 Comments:

Sure, I know it's not right speech and all, I'm not a very good Buddhist. But I'm fucking tired of Fascism.

By The Capt'n, at 10:19 AM

By The Capt'n, at 11:33 AM

By Ali, at 11:50 AM

By The Capt'n, at 12:00 PM

I understand completely Capt'n. And you fart analogy couldn't be more appropriate.

By Anonymous, at 12:00 PM

I am now removing myself from my self-generated fart-osphere to trudge off to "work." I promise I'll be more fun next time, pd.

p.s.
Ali-want to go surfing today, around sunset? Calling, please.

By The Capt'n, at 12:04 PM

TESTIFY, Mary.

By Unknown, at 2:03 PM

By Anonymous, at 2:27 PM

true evil-dooors, capt'n. a disaster and argument for all kinda birth control and maybe blue-state secession. I'm sooooo ready.

By sloth, at 8:16 PM

By Ali, at 9:52 PM

seriously capt'n, why you got to hurt us with this? I am actually stunned by how much I hate all 4 of them, not just the 2 georges.

By ZS, at 10:16 AM

The grape does not fall far from the vile.

By PD, at 10:54 AM

Dagger, it's time for us to face our demons.