Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Just give in to it
Thursday, June 24, 2010
B is for Boring Problems
1.) Cable keeps randomly conking out.
2.) Who has money for the cable bill anyway?
3.) Astrology said this was to be my big money month, yet clients keep flaking.
4.) Who drank all of my beer?
5.) How will I pay the rent?
6.) Did my mom favor my brother over me and my gay dad?
7.) The bath tub needs to be snaked.
8.) I'm not enough of a "go getter."
9.) My cell phone bill is higher than I'd hoped.
10.) It's time for a pap smear.
Monday, June 07, 2010
Team Shredder Book of the Entire Century Club
The Doctor is in.
I command you to get this immediately.