Tuesday, June 02, 2009

 

Lettuce Alone


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Al Alberts, Sally Starr, Captain Noah, Gene London, American Bandstand.
 
I think I remember this one.
 
I'm sad this one doesn't actually have the other little girl with banana curls she's the "lettuce alone" one. Uncle Al's sausage fingers pushed it over the edge for me to pedophile. I think they should have made a spinoff called "touched by an uncle."
 
Nasty.
btw, couldn't find lettuce alone, huge letdown. Found the one with, "What did the mayonaise say when I opened the refrigerator door?"
"I don't know, what?"
"Close da door, I'm dressing."

I don't like to brag, but you should also know that I was once on the Gene London show.
 
Oh wow, Gene London! WHat did you do? Sing a song? Draw a picture?
 
Well if we're not braggin' then I have to say that I was on wonderama in 1974. And I think you may remember that I asked Julie Nixon Eisenhower a question.
That mayonaise one is killing.
 
OMG THAT'S RIGHT!!!! But wait....what was the question again....?
 
Peeds, nothing like all that. I can't lie; I was just some back ground fucking scenery along with my 2nd grade class from hippie alternative Durham school at 16th & Lombard. Bastards. We went with our teachers, Hannah and Carol. But I didn't get no song or no picture, no honeymoon salad.
 
Well, geez, a couple of stars in my presence. You may remember that I was on Sesame Street. I punched Big Bird in the face because he was creeping me out.
 
Wait. WHAT?!?!?
 
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Al Alberts, Sally Starr, Captain Noah, Gene London, American Bandstand.

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 10:41 AM  

I think I remember this one.

By Blogger PD, at 12:04 PM  

I'm sad this one doesn't actually have the other little girl with banana curls she's the "lettuce alone" one. Uncle Al's sausage fingers pushed it over the edge for me to pedophile. I think they should have made a spinoff called "touched by an uncle."

By Anonymous gree c, at 1:23 PM  

Nasty.
btw, couldn't find lettuce alone, huge letdown. Found the one with, "What did the mayonaise say when I opened the refrigerator door?"
"I don't know, what?"
"Close da door, I'm dressing."

I don't like to brag, but you should also know that I was once on the Gene London show.

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 4:13 PM  

Oh wow, Gene London! WHat did you do? Sing a song? Draw a picture?

By Blogger PD, at 8:13 AM  

Well if we're not braggin' then I have to say that I was on wonderama in 1974. And I think you may remember that I asked Julie Nixon Eisenhower a question.
That mayonaise one is killing.

By Anonymous gree c, at 2:18 PM  

OMG THAT'S RIGHT!!!! But wait....what was the question again....?

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 11:57 PM  

Peeds, nothing like all that. I can't lie; I was just some back ground fucking scenery along with my 2nd grade class from hippie alternative Durham school at 16th & Lombard. Bastards. We went with our teachers, Hannah and Carol. But I didn't get no song or no picture, no honeymoon salad.

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 12:01 AM  

Well, geez, a couple of stars in my presence. You may remember that I was on Sesame Street. I punched Big Bird in the face because he was creeping me out.

By Blogger PD, at 7:37 AM  

Wait. WHAT?!?!?

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 8:46 AM  

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