Tuesday, June 09, 2009
Capt'n's Log
Current Log: The Swiss Roll
This month's lady problem is the backlash slasher movie, again. Doesn't happen to me often, but when it does, I'll tell you what. Like dialysis where half of my body weight and life force, in blood, is drained out of my lady hole. Iron pills, red whine, coconut donut= my one shot at living to see my grand daughter's Bat Mitzvah. Next year in Jerusalem. The other fucking awesome thing I've realized is, peri fucking manopause. That's what's wrong with me. Speaking of backlash. It's not nice, will not be nice for the next 8 years. People will be cut, there will be blood on the walls, and not just squirting from my PUSSYHOLE, either. I'm sorry. All friends and loved ones should dump me now, before the going gets tuff.
Enough already with the worrying.
Please.
bring it. IS that all you got in the meltdown department.
Just kidding I'm not belittling. I'm getting ready to say. You my number one lady capt'n.
ps. I'm sorry I forgot to send you the photo of the coconut donut.
Fuck NY.
There is a douchebag coup going on in the NY senate so I don't know if there will be any wedding soon.
Fuck capitalism I will be closing my hotmail email because of spamming.
Hang in.
: 3:00 PM Are you talking coconut donuts from that lower east side place that is so delicious???
Hope you are feeling better Capt'n.
xo
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fortunately my kitty's head smells like beeswax, total lifesaver.
By 
The Capt'n, at
2:34 PM
Nisht gedeiget!
Enough already with the worrying.
Please.
bring it. IS that all you got in the meltdown department.
Just kidding I'm not belittling. I'm getting ready to say. You my number one lady capt'n.
ps. I'm sorry I forgot to send you the photo of the coconut donut.
Fuck NY.
There is a douchebag coup going on in the NY senate so I don't know if there will be any wedding soon.
Fuck capitalism I will be closing my hotmail email because of spamming.
Hang in.
By , at
3:00 PM
you only call me when you're drunk
By The Capt'n, at
3:09 PM
that's dwunk
By , at
3:45 PM
So she calls you a lot...bada-bump!
Are you talking coconut donuts from that lower east side place that is so delicious???
Hope you are feeling better Capt'n.
xo
Hey, will you take me to that place the next time I'm there? We'll time it so that I'm in the nice part of my perimultiple personality disorder.
By The Capt'n, at
12:19 PM
YES, come soon and we'll go there! There are many, many flavors to choose from, but the coconut is the best.
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