Monday, July 14, 2008
Team Shredder Book of the Month Club
Harsh tokes all around at Team Shredder HQ. The need for cleaning never ends, only my denial about it.
Today's goals:
1. Get dressed before 11:00 AM
2. Find shorts that don't scrape extreme sunburn on legs
3. Organize kitchen closet, aka "The Cyclone."
4. Deal with bushy bush front yard and existential parking lot back yard
5. Do at least 2 sun salutations and hang upside down on inversion table
6. Human contact
Phyllis Diller stored everything in her wig.
: 2:56 PM -Whole new sunburn on legs (surfed all day yesterday with Hawaiian boyfriend, Kai.)
-Kitchen closet still fucked up.
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It's possible that getting dressed by 11:00 may not have happened, but that's ok because the baby sized peach tree in the front is bowed over literally from the weight of the peaches that are coming in, due to added quality soil, fertilizer, and H2O. Okay?
By 
The Capt'n, at
10:40 PM
I would help you with the last item on your list, if I lived in LA. Just saying...
Phyllis Diller stored everything in her wig.
By , at
2:56 PM
Phyllis and I both. Hey, I may be coming to Philthy again for the last week of Aug. Perhaps I can sneak up to NY for a night of drinks w/the friendy friends-? Will u b around then?
By The Capt'n, at
5:23 PM
One week later:
-Whole new sunburn on legs (surfed all day yesterday with Hawaiian boyfriend, Kai.)
-Kitchen closet still fucked up.
By The Capt'n, at
8:57 AM
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