Sunday, March 18, 2007
I'm bumming on Malibu
Not having it. Not feeling it. Went out the other day, during "the first decent swell all season" there, and yes, the waves were magnificent, but utterly littered with choad. Thousands of them it seemed. Choads from miles around. Desperate, aggro, and lacking all courtesy. I'd see a wave coming in at first point, and 8 choads would paddle for it, all in a row. 2 would pull out, 6 would make it, 2-3 of them would collide or nearly collide as they snaked the hell out of each other, and the other 700 of us would sit there watching. It was so gross. I've never seen anything like that in San Diego. You just don't do that shit where I normally surf. The ladays there seemed way nicer, but many of them are like the best long boarders around, so how can I ever hope to get a wave in such a setting?
Even thinking about it makes me sad....which is why I was so happy and relieved to find this.
such a bummer about the choad action. they should have their license to surf revoked er somethin. put a boot on their boards till they shape up.
: 9:06 PM btw... those are rats. gotta be.
I thought they were rats too, but either way, wish I could surf with them instead of choad. I'm still searching for the secret spot that is not as killer for waves but has less retards. I had a nice time at Manhattan pier yesterday for that very reason.
the Obey Balobey Contobey Brothers were all out that same day and they were telling me that this chick named Chris Ayoote was wearing her thong backwards just so she could get waves...
Then Ronco, the kook heroin addict who now lives in Oxnard, tried to get in the water only to have his ass beaten by a sixteen year old kid for talking shit!
: 6:26 PM Links to this post:
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Apparently it's always like that there during the swells. I'd rather go play on the freeway.
By 
The Capt'n, at
11:33 AM
Gray is the color of my soul when thinking of that scene. Faded gray.
By The Capt'n, at
11:35 AM
I like to work things out by talking to myself, it makes me feel centered. I also love the surfing mice, not only because they are much better technical surfers than I, but also because they embody the good spirit of it all.
By The Capt'n, at
12:49 PM
what... how...? omg capt'n, those mice are killink me! Harry seems like the most skilled and rad little surfer of the bunch... i'm guessing he is the team capt'n?
such a bummer about the choad action. they should have their license to surf revoked er somethin. put a boot on their boards till they shape up.
By , at
9:06 PM
hey capt'n. that blows. maybe there's a secret spot, where the breaks aren't as good but maybe less retards?
btw... those are rats. gotta be.
Hey you guys. How's it going in the tundra of NY? Gree c was telling me how she and gaylord had the heat turned off in their studio last week when it was 69 defrees, and now they're bumming.
I thought they were rats too, but either way, wish I could surf with them instead of choad. I'm still searching for the secret spot that is not as killer for waves but has less retards. I had a nice time at Manhattan pier yesterday for that very reason.
By The Capt'n, at
9:21 AM
Dude,
the Obey Balobey Contobey Brothers were all out that same day and they were telling me that this chick named Chris Ayoote was wearing her thong backwards just so she could get waves...
Then Ronco, the kook heroin addict who now lives in Oxnard, tried to get in the water only to have his ass beaten by a sixteen year old kid for talking shit!
By , at
6:26 PM
here's where the choads come from
i bet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x42AGtb0jkw
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