Tuesday, January 16, 2007

 





Darnell and Daryl.

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By the way, gree c, I'm sorry about the Blue Turd. It's just too big for the twin burros to pull, huh? The Team Shredder van is getting tired, too. Much as I hate to say it...
 
Capt'n you genius! I guess you didn't earn that title for nothing. I could paint the turd to look just like them and tell them they are triplets and need to pick up the slack for their giant retarded brother. Maybe is it wrong to trick them like that?
Should I get a pet communicator involved?
I've been thinking since you're driving up and down the coast why not get a bumpin van and pay for it by transporting something illegal? There are so many options out there.
 
Is the beloved van still rollin?
 
babe you got any Mustafa Ozkent-
60's and/or 70's turkish loungey percussiony power turk.
heard an album -Genclik lle elele don't know what it meant but it was good made me feel like I was at the Douche Clup -a club for ladies.
 
Hey gree- Neither The Mrs. nor I know who that is...maybe check with Bozzy?
As far as the turd goes--no, don't mess with the minds of the twins. Look how tender they seem in your picture of them. Just park it permanently in the side lawn upstate, or separate the back section and make a trailer out of it like they do. Just go full hillbilly.
 
Dear ACN,
yes, la Vanda is still rollin', can you believe it? 9 years later, I'm like, OKAAAY?
 
Long live LaVanda!
 
Planting yout PFAG on the comely summit? What?
Sir,
am whisking the Mrs. out to brekkus real quick, then home to blog for hours, which will include answering all unanswered questions and raising vital new ones. Stand by. Will alert with text.
 
Seamonkey
I get what you're saying about the Captn's flag on the comedy summit She's like the Neil Armstrong of comedy placing a flag on the moon if that had really happened but it didn't we never went to the moon anyway
SMonkey could you teach me to give blow jobs again I think Darly and Darnell are virgins and I don't want their first blow job to suck
Althoug they are twins and could just be blowing eachother.
I too got a hilarious text from Capt'n which I had to immediately forward to the cute laday about sex in the back
do you need some duck tape for your knee? or maybe I should take some parts off the turd?
I might have to shoot a documentary of the team in the water
love too you all
 
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By the way, gree c, I'm sorry about the Blue Turd. It's just too big for the twin burros to pull, huh? The Team Shredder van is getting tired, too. Much as I hate to say it...

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 2:48 PM  

Capt'n you genius! I guess you didn't earn that title for nothing. I could paint the turd to look just like them and tell them they are triplets and need to pick up the slack for their giant retarded brother. Maybe is it wrong to trick them like that?
Should I get a pet communicator involved?
I've been thinking since you're driving up and down the coast why not get a bumpin van and pay for it by transporting something illegal? There are so many options out there.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:47 PM  

Is the beloved van still rollin?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:52 PM  

babe you got any Mustafa Ozkent-
60's and/or 70's turkish loungey percussiony power turk.
heard an album -Genclik lle elele don't know what it meant but it was good made me feel like I was at the Douche Clup -a club for ladies.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:29 PM  

Hey gree- Neither The Mrs. nor I know who that is...maybe check with Bozzy?
As far as the turd goes--no, don't mess with the minds of the twins. Look how tender they seem in your picture of them. Just park it permanently in the side lawn upstate, or separate the back section and make a trailer out of it like they do. Just go full hillbilly.

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 4:29 PM  

Dear ACN,
yes, la Vanda is still rollin', can you believe it? 9 years later, I'm like, OKAAAY?

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 4:30 PM  

Long live LaVanda!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:01 AM  

Planting yout PFAG on the comely summit? What?
Sir,
am whisking the Mrs. out to brekkus real quick, then home to blog for hours, which will include answering all unanswered questions and raising vital new ones. Stand by. Will alert with text.

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 10:11 AM  

Seamonkey
I get what you're saying about the Captn's flag on the comedy summit She's like the Neil Armstrong of comedy placing a flag on the moon if that had really happened but it didn't we never went to the moon anyway
SMonkey could you teach me to give blow jobs again I think Darly and Darnell are virgins and I don't want their first blow job to suck
Althoug they are twins and could just be blowing eachother.
I too got a hilarious text from Capt'n which I had to immediately forward to the cute laday about sex in the back
do you need some duck tape for your knee? or maybe I should take some parts off the turd?
I might have to shoot a documentary of the team in the water
love too you all

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:56 PM  

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