Sunday, December 24, 2006
Sattelite Correspondant Gree C. Hair Weighs In
The desk of Team Shredder has just received the following report from gree c, accompanied by this beautiful image by Lizzie Bonaventura, called, "Christmas Tree vs. Television."<---
There are three things you should know about Ms. Bonaventura:
1. She is a high quality painter.
2. She is a high quality person.
3. Her hair is very gree c.
And now, the report:
Capt'n
Here is your requested end of the year scientific research:
And I'm afraid there are no surprises once again Television beats
Christmas
Tree.
The above visual aid was used in the scientific poll conducted by the
Teams
department of Scientific research. Although the Christmas tree made
significant gains on the favorite, Television maintains its lead as
"life
partner of choice."
More science after the New Year, we'll begin our next study concluding
around passover where you Capt'n will be called on to ask the tough
questions. As the youngest member of the Team you ask:
Why not eat in front of the television everynight?
I will be spending the next several months formulating the Four Tough Questions for pesach. I welcome any input.
And thanks for the plug I don't think even Oprah could have said it that well.
hope you have a lovely weekend out in the culdesac give a kiss to all who are there for me please.
ps. I washed my hair because it's christmas eve which as you know for me means chinese and a bad movie.
Love you my friend
pss. like the way I made you the youngest.
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8 Comments:
Thanks to gree c. for her hard work and dedication to the Team.
I will be spending the next several months formulating the Four Tough Questions for pesach. I welcome any input.
By 
The Capt'n, at
9:32 AM
Thank you Capt'n for your continued commitment to a little thing called science.
And thanks for the plug I don't think even Oprah could have said it that well.
hope you have a lovely weekend out in the culdesac give a kiss to all who are there for me please.
ps. I washed my hair because it's christmas eve which as you know for me means chinese and a bad movie.
Love you my friend
pss. like the way I made you the youngest.
By , at
4:07 PM
yeah I loved it, thanks my brotherman. I love ya too. Hey, speaking of, we tried to go to our fave lil' Taoist veggie chinese place in Berkely but time she ran out. We're def gonna make an emergency stop there on our way back to LA. But we did go see that movie about the FBI starring Matt "Yawn" Damon, Bobby DiNiro, Angelina J and the Bloviator, and it kinda was ok but also kinda blew. Ayla and Pieter and basically everybody enthusiastically say hi. They loving on you, and rightly, since you are A#1 in the quality dept.
By The Capt'n, at
6:22 PM
Have you had any flirting?
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By , at
9:32 PM
gree c., despite your poll results, I must say that christmas tree is a solid specimen & has a lot of presence. I will withhold judgment until peer review (tree vs. Boston Legal would be stacking the deck, for example).
By , at
9:32 PM
YES! Finally an experiment that ends the way I want it. T.V. wins every time when I take out my Jr. Science kit and perform my own tests. But glad Gree C could use her expertise to confirm my suspicions.
By , at
5:43 AM
Sloth, I'd tend to agree with you, except that for me, now, Boston Legal is but a shell of it's former self. At least the one episode that I saw this season that was all retarded with the writing and stuff. I guess I should try again, considering the history I have with that show.
By The Capt'n, at
11:23 AM
peeds, tv always wins, in any test.
By The Capt'n, at
11:24 AM
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