Thursday, December 21, 2006
A Boozer, a User, and a Loser
Somebody who overdid it the other night like a retarded frat boy might become a loser. Somebody who lost the entire next day because she was sick--all day--in the bed. Somebody who lost a whole precious day of their lives forever because they have the judgement of a loser, might become a loser. No names.
you didn't throw up in a public place(did you?)
or in a church
you didn't make out with a waiter or a man named dark lady
you didn't smoke cigars
you didn't take your shirt off at the dinner table with a 1000 people walking by
you didn't score any uncle charlie, or did you
and you probably didn't get pregnant
so sir I'd say let it go
: 3:10 PM : 6:36 AM Links to this post:
8 Comments:
I got one word for you:
RAKA
By , at
3:05 PM
lets go over the good points:
you didn't throw up in a public place(did you?)
or in a church
you didn't make out with a waiter or a man named dark lady
you didn't smoke cigars
you didn't take your shirt off at the dinner table with a 1000 people walking by
you didn't score any uncle charlie, or did you
and you probably didn't get pregnant
so sir I'd say let it go
By , at
3:10 PM
Gree c, you know how to make a loser feel better. I'll pass it along to her. Nothing on your list happened, (from what I heard secondhand) except for perhaps something having to do with uncle charlie, but he was not sought out, he already existed. It almost wasn't fair.
By 
The Capt'n, at
3:20 PM
Yeah, I'm a holistic health practitioner, what's it to you?
By The Capt'n, at
3:21 PM
Good times, good times. But I heard something about shenanigans under the table with a waiter named Pierre. Could be a rumor though.
By , at
6:36 AM
I say bring back prohibition!
Oh, was that his name?
By The Capt'n, at
8:12 PM
Dagger, happy hannukah already.
By The Capt'n, at
8:13 PM
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