Tuesday, October 03, 2006

 

Zoe Strauss, I'll show you bananas!


Comments:
Dagger, once again you have nailed it right in the kisser.
 
Remember the oversized cans? I used to be obsessed with Great Grape. Just the idea, or the sound of it.
 
Oh, I remember the oversized cans. I was Hawaiian Punch STRAIGHT UP! Red only.

Some kid at Mayfair, April, ALWAYS had a hawaiian punch moustache. She was real fair with an artifical red top lip that extended to her nostrils.

Also, remember the joy of saying "Want a Hawaiian Punch?" and then hitting someone? What the fuck was that ad campaign?!?!
 
Also, I can not get over "prized" Kennedy half dollar.
 
Saying how'd you like a nice hawaiian punch was even meaner than saying wanna play 52 card pick-up
 
You know what's weird? As I was thinking about all of this, I got a completely clear memory whiff of Hawaiian punch. But I wasn't trying to remember the smell at all, or even thinking about the smell. I was just thinking about how'd you like a nice hawaiian punch, etc. when suddenly the smell just blew into my nose for one second.
 
I think I liked the original flavor the best. Was that red?
 
Thanx, G. Takes one to know one. We know that matter IS energy, and vice-versa, and thus don't need to bite into no madelines to "go over the falls" into our childhood homosexual male fixations on Mommy, the shady jardin, or creepy neighbor guys, per se.

Re: "May I break down and simplify a complicated subject?"

When are you going to do your talk radio/subscription-only streaming website, "Let's Get It Straight with Doctor Laur-Jo?"
 
What does the small man in the striped mumu have on his head and why are his eyes always 1/2 shut? Is he tired? Why's he always hitting that other guy?
 
The smell of childhood snacks traveling forward in time. -thanks woks.
 
You know, I never stopped to question any of those things. I took them all for granted. For example, the thing on his haid. What the hell is it? Kind of reminiscent of antelopes...but...I never questioned it because it just looks right.
 
hi guys, you have to watch this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVaiYm12yeE
 
bülent ersoy fart:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxjcaz4KqvY&mode=related&search=
 
sorry for irrelevant videos but check out this one too...this is the turkish E.T,the so-called BADİ...Man tries to hit BADİ and his son goes " Daddy dont hit, he's an alien..."...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl3a6-sxPqQ&mode=related&search=
 
here comes turkish superman:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGmlsbHrX6s
 
Wow Bozzy, that kept me busy this morning. I have to say I liked the Bulent Ersoy fart and the Badi ones the best. I noticed that Turkish Superman lives in a cave comewhere in Cappadocia...
 
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16 Comments:

Dagger, once again you have nailed it right in the kisser.

By Blogger ZS, at 8:31 AM  

Remember the oversized cans? I used to be obsessed with Great Grape. Just the idea, or the sound of it.

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 8:51 AM  

Oh, I remember the oversized cans. I was Hawaiian Punch STRAIGHT UP! Red only.

Some kid at Mayfair, April, ALWAYS had a hawaiian punch moustache. She was real fair with an artifical red top lip that extended to her nostrils.

Also, remember the joy of saying "Want a Hawaiian Punch?" and then hitting someone? What the fuck was that ad campaign?!?!

By Blogger ZS, at 10:22 AM  

Also, I can not get over "prized" Kennedy half dollar.

By Blogger ZS, at 10:24 AM  

Saying how'd you like a nice hawaiian punch was even meaner than saying wanna play 52 card pick-up

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 11:01 AM  

You know what's weird? As I was thinking about all of this, I got a completely clear memory whiff of Hawaiian punch. But I wasn't trying to remember the smell at all, or even thinking about the smell. I was just thinking about how'd you like a nice hawaiian punch, etc. when suddenly the smell just blew into my nose for one second.

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 11:04 AM  

I think I liked the original flavor the best. Was that red?

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 11:05 AM  

Thanx, G. Takes one to know one. We know that matter IS energy, and vice-versa, and thus don't need to bite into no madelines to "go over the falls" into our childhood homosexual male fixations on Mommy, the shady jardin, or creepy neighbor guys, per se.

Re: "May I break down and simplify a complicated subject?"

When are you going to do your talk radio/subscription-only streaming website, "Let's Get It Straight with Doctor Laur-Jo?"

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 4:59 PM  

What does the small man in the striped mumu have on his head and why are his eyes always 1/2 shut? Is he tired? Why's he always hitting that other guy?

By Blogger Corny, at 6:08 PM  

The smell of childhood snacks traveling forward in time. -thanks woks.

By Blogger Corny, at 6:10 PM  

You know, I never stopped to question any of those things. I took them all for granted. For example, the thing on his haid. What the hell is it? Kind of reminiscent of antelopes...but...I never questioned it because it just looks right.

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 6:14 PM  

hi guys, you have to watch this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVaiYm12yeE

By Blogger BoZZyBOY, at 7:09 AM  

bülent ersoy fart:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxjcaz4KqvY&mode=related&search=

By Blogger BoZZyBOY, at 7:16 AM  

sorry for irrelevant videos but check out this one too...this is the turkish E.T,the so-called BADİ...Man tries to hit BADİ and his son goes " Daddy dont hit, he's an alien..."...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl3a6-sxPqQ&mode=related&search=

By Blogger BoZZyBOY, at 7:20 AM  

here comes turkish superman:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGmlsbHrX6s

By Blogger BoZZyBOY, at 7:23 AM  

Wow Bozzy, that kept me busy this morning. I have to say I liked the Bulent Ersoy fart and the Badi ones the best. I noticed that Turkish Superman lives in a cave comewhere in Cappadocia...

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 9:04 AM  

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