Friday, October 13, 2006
Gree C. Hair and Sea Monkey decided to get out of Dodge
and head up to the Borscht Belt.
They could have gone for the entertainment,
and gree c could have stayed current with her Yiddish language skills,
but there was much work to be done on a certain shack, and they were ready to get real.
Sea Monkey gets very excited about manual labor and likes to "suit up" in the appropriate safety gear,
which frees her up to just "go."
She gets in the zone and cooly and efficiently jets thru her tasks like a jaguar on the plains.
Gree c, in the meantime, felt ready to try her new recipie for Turkish mint lentil soup,
which was a big hit with Lee.
Anyway, after a long day's toil, what better way to unwind than with gree c's vinyl collection which conspicuously features Liza Minelli and the Pet Shop Boys' recording of
"Losing My Mind."
: 1:51 PM Perhaps PD should look into performance art-? I hear it pays a lot, plus the lights and the applause are priceless.
CAPT'n
I"m gone for a few days and I come home to such inspiration there was so much in that fucking video what was I doing in 1989 that I missed it
I can't decide which was my favorite part Liza hanging laundry in the country with the cow and her off the shoulder shirt or the goldfish bowl bouncing on the floor
and then what about the end the guy with the eyeliner-that's Liza as her gayman self so beautiful
The Dr. and I had an argument over what was the best song on the album called "Results" and I had to agree in the end that it was losing my mind and now I have to say that video was Liza's wizard of oz its her magnum opus
I have to go watch it again
some questions capt'n do you think the Pet Shop boys have enough depth to be playing a cruel joke on Liza or are they just narcissistic?
do you think that if Weeks and I make a giant banner that says losing my mind for Liza that she'll sing the song and then go out on a date with Dr. Weeks?
The Dr. is sad because Liza hasn't had enough love in her life
plus ps I think I'm in love with Lee.
: 6:03 PM I'm just bitter 'cause when I used to work at the wheatgrass retreat/Hollywood organic rehab, I fucking missed Liza there. What's worse, at the end of each grueling week of raw foods detox and wheatgrass enemas, there is a talent show on Sunday night. That's fucking right, under the flourescent lights in the big carpeted meeting room with the out of tune piano, Liza gave it up to the people, and where was I???
I'm sorry I can't remember it now something like the "jugglers were away from the circus" I can't remember it...Dr. you maybe? really if you could have seen the dancing about the house from the tall one-please
that's too much about you missing the Liza rehab talent show sir life can be cruel at times maybe you were still hurt from the Ben Vareen rehab talent show?
we saw her at the coney bandshell all the bubbi's from bay ridge and many many fags and us her first two songs were terrible and you could literally her the old ladies- "oh that's a shonda" then she went backstage did a bump came back out and was fabulous
: 8:12 PM : 8:27 PM You know those high colonics were ultra brutal for Liza after all the tootie she's done in her day.
Carol Kane
Angela Bassett
Muhamed Ali
I forget who else. Though I did get to consult privately with Mr. Vereen, Margaret Cho, and Michael York.
Anyway I just wanted to say that I think you are so right on about the losing her mind video being her personal wizzard of oz.
report back to me about the new ptg. please.
I am working on a new performance right now. It is a tour de force of opera, classic rock, interpretive dance and Jazzercise. I will let you know when it is premiered.
: 5:41 AM Things I'd like to know:
Peeds, where will the performance be premiering? Burning man? Glimmerglass? Will there be some influences of classical dance forms such as ballet?
Capt'n, did you miss Muhammed Ali's variety show? or just his tenure at the "Other" Center?
: 1:40 PM Gaylord-yes, I missed his freestyling poetry slam/Butoh dance piece, and I'm not proud to say it was one of those times that I really went into my victim role.
: 4:21 PM I just had a thought of you playing Liza in the play where she and Michael York have a Cabaret reunion at the rehab that the Capt'n used to work at. Sea Monkey is writing the script as we speak as soon as she answers her phone. So far Michael York says to Liza "your still mad because I was prettier than you" and then Liza (you) slap him in the face-stay in touch
ps. a drink?
Capt'n I'm so sad thinking you had to have a special session with Ben Vareen ever since Pippin he's freaked me out and then he stiffed you!
Gaylord says if you come for the mix thing we can line up lots of massages 'round the clock and arrange someplace intriguing and mysterious for you and your lady to stay
I know your moving-I'm the selfish little taker that you talk about, I'm Nancy
Gaylord I think that your post included a bit of innuendo?
when does your year of breaching the sexual comfort barrier ith close friends end?
: 6:20 PM Links to this post:
23 Comments:
Capt'n, all you hookers are missing the k-oke tonight. sniff.
Our loss, Gay, our loss.
Hey, maybe try out "losing my mind" by Liza Minelli and the Pet Shop Boys.
By 
The Capt'n, at
1:02 PM
Capt'n! I wish you and the Mrs. were coming, because Gay and I are going to do the first two acts of Norma. But we will change it up some and do Liza and the boys.
By , at
1:51 PM
Oh god I just watched that video. Amazing.
By , at
1:53 PM
Whoa, Gaylord, I can only imagine. Does this Norma fixation make you guys Lesbianica?
Perhaps PD should look into performance art-? I hear it pays a lot, plus the lights and the applause are priceless.
By The Capt'n, at
12:30 PM
Does Lesbianica = Brittanica/Gaul??
PD? Performance art? Any interest? You could be the next Laurie Anderson, speak my language.
HOW DO YOU DO IT
CAPT'n
I"m gone for a few days and I come home to such inspiration there was so much in that fucking video what was I doing in 1989 that I missed it
I can't decide which was my favorite part Liza hanging laundry in the country with the cow and her off the shoulder shirt or the goldfish bowl bouncing on the floor
and then what about the end the guy with the eyeliner-that's Liza as her gayman self so beautiful
The Dr. and I had an argument over what was the best song on the album called "Results" and I had to agree in the end that it was losing my mind and now I have to say that video was Liza's wizard of oz its her magnum opus
I have to go watch it again
some questions capt'n do you think the Pet Shop boys have enough depth to be playing a cruel joke on Liza or are they just narcissistic?
do you think that if Weeks and I make a giant banner that says losing my mind for Liza that she'll sing the song and then go out on a date with Dr. Weeks?
The Dr. is sad because Liza hasn't had enough love in her life
plus ps I think I'm in love with Lee.
By , at
6:03 PM
gree, is Liza coming back to NY soon? Hell yeah I think if you made the banner she'd do the song and then go out on a date with Dr. Weeks. Where was that free concert on the lawn she gave that you and Angela went to?
I'm just bitter 'cause when I used to work at the wheatgrass retreat/Hollywood organic rehab, I fucking missed Liza there. What's worse, at the end of each grueling week of raw foods detox and wheatgrass enemas, there is a talent show on Sunday night. That's fucking right, under the flourescent lights in the big carpeted meeting room with the out of tune piano, Liza gave it up to the people, and where was I???
By The Capt'n, at
7:56 PM
Hey girl, I think I decided to keep the van and just fix it.
By The Capt'n, at
7:59 PM
the dr. and I were hoping it was all love too from those Pet sop boys but then we heard a lyric in the song that gave us pause-you know the 7th time we listened to it.
I'm sorry I can't remember it now something like the "jugglers were away from the circus" I can't remember it...Dr. you maybe? really if you could have seen the dancing about the house from the tall one-please
that's too much about you missing the Liza rehab talent show sir life can be cruel at times maybe you were still hurt from the Ben Vareen rehab talent show?
we saw her at the coney bandshell all the bubbi's from bay ridge and many many fags and us her first two songs were terrible and you could literally her the old ladies- "oh that's a shonda" then she went backstage did a bump came back out and was fabulous
By , at
8:12 PM
ok now that i've looked at the video 4 times I feel like they may have left out one last tropism-I mean starting off with the egg and then the guy behind the curtain who was like a gay spangled clown head with a tear sort of, I can't think of what the last one would be now I'm gonna sleep on it-your thoughts team?
By , at
8:27 PM
I'm crying
By The Capt'n, at
8:30 PM
Dude, I'll give you my socio-econimic analysis after I stop cracking up.
You know those high colonics were ultra brutal for Liza after all the tootie she's done in her day.
By The Capt'n, at
8:33 PM
I missed Ben Vereen's dance number, too. Here's who I missed there, all by like 5 seconds each time:
Carol Kane
Angela Bassett
Muhamed Ali
I forget who else. Though I did get to consult privately with Mr. Vereen, Margaret Cho, and Michael York.
By The Capt'n, at
8:40 PM
I just told your joke to The Mrs. about Liza doing a bump and she thought I said Liza went offstage and a bum went on.
Anyway I just wanted to say that I think you are so right on about the losing her mind video being her personal wizzard of oz.
report back to me about the new ptg. please.
By The Capt'n, at
8:55 PM
Uh, I don't mean to dis Liza, but she should let a bum fill in more often.
I am working on a new performance right now. It is a tour de force of opera, classic rock, interpretive dance and Jazzercise. I will let you know when it is premiered.
By , at
5:41 AM
this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. ever
this is my favorite all time blog ever right now
Word on the street (or county road) is that the Doctor trimmed up Gree's hedges this weekend.
Things I'd like to know:
Peeds, where will the performance be premiering? Burning man? Glimmerglass? Will there be some influences of classical dance forms such as ballet?
Capt'n, did you miss Muhammed Ali's variety show? or just his tenure at the "Other" Center?
By , at
1:40 PM
Oh gandi, I miss ya.
Gaylord-yes, I missed his freestyling poetry slam/Butoh dance piece, and I'm not proud to say it was one of those times that I really went into my victim role.
By The Capt'n, at
4:05 PM
GLIMMERGLASS! How'd you know Gree C? It will be in the summer at the height of Gay opera season.
By , at
4:21 PM
Peeds-I worked at Glimmerglass opera for an actual bum-coincidence or not
I just had a thought of you playing Liza in the play where she and Michael York have a Cabaret reunion at the rehab that the Capt'n used to work at. Sea Monkey is writing the script as we speak as soon as she answers her phone. So far Michael York says to Liza "your still mad because I was prettier than you" and then Liza (you) slap him in the face-stay in touch
ps. a drink?
Capt'n I'm so sad thinking you had to have a special session with Ben Vareen ever since Pippin he's freaked me out and then he stiffed you!
Gaylord says if you come for the mix thing we can line up lots of massages 'round the clock and arrange someplace intriguing and mysterious for you and your lady to stay
I know your moving-I'm the selfish little taker that you talk about, I'm Nancy
Gaylord I think that your post included a bit of innuendo?
when does your year of breaching the sexual comfort barrier ith close friends end?
By , at
6:20 PM
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