Saturday, September 09, 2006
Istanbul Report: Day 1
What beautiful red faces! Is it sunburn, or maybe something to do with Yeni Raki??
: 5:27 AM by all rights we should still be in a pile at the bottom of that spiral staircase from the first photo.
yes peeds
: 11:56 AM by all rights we should still be in a pile at the bottom of that spiral staircase from the first photo.
yes peeds
: 11:56 AM by all rights we should still be in a pile at the bottom of that spiral staircase from the first photo.
yes peeds
: 11:56 AM by all rights we should still be in a pile at the bottom of that spiral staircase from the first photo.
yes peeds
: 11:57 AM by all rights we should still be in a pile at the bottom of that spiral staircase from the first photo.
yes peeds
: 11:57 AM by all rights we should still be in a pile at the bottom of that spiral staircase from the first photo.
yes peeds
: 11:57 AM by all rights we should still be in a pile at the bottom of that spiral staircase from the first photo.
yes peeds
: 11:57 AM My calculations say you should be returning home soon. We are looking forward...
: 12:02 PM Gree, you're blog style is replete with patterning techniques. bravo!
: 12:42 PM "Can't you read?!?"
(translation for other people: what some mean biotch said to us in the women's dressing room on the beach in La Jolla one time. She came in, saw us, did a dramatic double-take, made a big production out of stepping back and reading the "women" sign, looked back at us, made another big production of looking at the sign again, then came back in and meanly and aggressively said to us, "Can't you read?" She was like 60 so it was really disarming. We were like deer in her headlights, or else pausing as we were leaving our bodies, when Ali finally said to her, "You wanna see my tits?" And bitch said "NO!" meanly and walked out and started telling anybody who would listen about the boys in the ladies' locker room. We were all happy after surfing and that totally traumatised us. For the rest of the day we kept calling eachother and saying other things we should have said to her.
I mean, I am having good times here...I saw Matt Hart AND Jon Paul Hammond this week, and no, this whole postcard is not a lie, it is amazingly 100% true.
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Just wanted to get this out of the way. No blame, no shame. Don't judge us.
By 
The Capt'n, at
9:24 AM
The blode guy is Mrs. The Capt'n's brother, Pieter, and the lady with him is his brand-new wife, Ayla. The other lady is Zeynep, and the guy with glasses is Dark Lady. The rest cannot be revealed due to an impending lawsuit.
By The Capt'n, at
7:59 AM
Uh, you all look so drunkeded your AUTO focus couldn't even be sharp.
capt'n, I've heard about this kinda thing at a certain 12 step group. I love how red everyone's face is. p.s your tits look great capt'n
Aren't those Gree C's tits?? Not that I know first-hand or anything...
What beautiful red faces! Is it sunburn, or maybe something to do with Yeni Raki??
By , at
5:27 AM
Capt'n, are you coming to NY soon??? Please say yes.
By , at
11:09 AM
Gaylord what is focus really?
by all rights we should still be in a pile at the bottom of that spiral staircase from the first photo.
yes peeds
By , at
11:56 AM
Gaylord what is focus really?
by all rights we should still be in a pile at the bottom of that spiral staircase from the first photo.
yes peeds
By , at
11:56 AM
Gaylord what is focus really?
by all rights we should still be in a pile at the bottom of that spiral staircase from the first photo.
yes peeds
By , at
11:56 AM
Gaylord what is focus really?
by all rights we should still be in a pile at the bottom of that spiral staircase from the first photo.
yes peeds
By , at
11:57 AM
Gaylord what is focus really?
by all rights we should still be in a pile at the bottom of that spiral staircase from the first photo.
yes peeds
By , at
11:57 AM
Gaylord what is focus really?
by all rights we should still be in a pile at the bottom of that spiral staircase from the first photo.
yes peeds
By , at
11:57 AM
Gaylord what is focus really?
by all rights we should still be in a pile at the bottom of that spiral staircase from the first photo.
yes peeds
By , at
11:57 AM
Wow Gree C, aren't you sober yet? Or just redundant today? I hope my booby identification talent has not inspired any lawsuits. Maybe you meant to be incognito.
My calculations say you should be returning home soon. We are looking forward...
By , at
12:02 PM
why can't i see boobs? why?
Gree, you're blog style is replete with patterning techniques. bravo!
By , at
12:42 PM
just for the record-- i know those aren't really capt'n's man breasts. i was just throwing around some post surfing locker room trauma. xo
Dear Ali,
"Can't you read?!?"
(translation for other people: what some mean biotch said to us in the women's dressing room on the beach in La Jolla one time. She came in, saw us, did a dramatic double-take, made a big production out of stepping back and reading the "women" sign, looked back at us, made another big production of looking at the sign again, then came back in and meanly and aggressively said to us, "Can't you read?" She was like 60 so it was really disarming. We were like deer in her headlights, or else pausing as we were leaving our bodies, when Ali finally said to her, "You wanna see my tits?" And bitch said "NO!" meanly and walked out and started telling anybody who would listen about the boys in the ladies' locker room. We were all happy after surfing and that totally traumatised us. For the rest of the day we kept calling eachother and saying other things we should have said to her.
By The Capt'n, at
9:55 PM
Oh, a lovely story, capt'n. ugh. Please refer to the Center's book club for further help. I had a happy gender story. Once in chicago i was coming home drunk and a prostitute kept trying to solicit me like i was some chumpy john and I finally announced i was a lady. She loved it and was all up on me and then kinda stopped and said we could still hook it up. then we laughed like only drunks and drug addicts will at 4 am. it was the best possible mistaken man scenario.
Why, WHY, am I missing these good times! GOD DAMN IT.
I mean, I am having good times here...I saw Matt Hart AND Jon Paul Hammond this week, and no, this whole postcard is not a lie, it is amazingly 100% true.
hei there this is the pic you were talking 'bout, right? One question:was Dark Lady's face taken at the same time when Gree was making her booby-show?????I, mean is that the expression I was told:))))I think I wont be able to get rid of the pain in my stomach the laughters caused...........GOD BLESS RAKI !!!!!!
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