Thursday, September 14, 2006
Finally! The Proof That Sea Monkey Has Been Searching For
That's right. Somewhere in a little town called Goreme, in the region of Cappadocia, in South Central Anatolia, Turkey, we found the UFO MUSEUM.
The back side of this sign says, "We are not alone in universe."
"HELLO. WE ARE SECOND COUSINS TO THE COORS LITE TWINS FROM GLIESE 19. WE WOULD ENJOY VERY MUCH TO PARTY WITH YOU."
This reads: Major Donald Keyhoe on CBS TV in January 1958, when he was cut off the air in the middle of making a statement testifying that "UFOs are real machines under intelligent control." (CBS)
Crop Circles. Need I say more?
This article talked about how Aliens aided the Chechen Rebels in their fight against the Russians.
Which deffinitely happened.
Ever curious, our neighbors in space perform a medical examination on a naked human lady. Hott stuff.
A model of a dead Alien. The autopsy was performed by Japanese scientists, circa 1972.
: 9:59 PM And Dick and Gay (a great combination) I agree about Aniston.
: 10:08 AM Links to this post:
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Sir, I don't lie when I tell you we're out there gettin' it done.
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The Capt'n, at
11:15 AM
Dick here. Mr and Mrs. The Cap'n need your input. We just watched a movie and when it was over I said to Mr. that when I look at Jennifer Aniston I see a pretty girl with the mouth and jaw of a dying old man. Now The Cap'n thought this was overly harsh. I on the other hand felt a rush of elation because I was able to put into words something that has long troubled me. Your feedback will be most appreciated.
By , at
9:59 PM
Holy bejeezus Dick! i think you're on to something. Her face has long made me uncomfortable as well. This must be why.
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COORS LITE TWINS FROM GLIESE 19 are holding something, what is that? is it a PDA? It has rays eminating. Will the PDA's of the future be capable of hypnotizing? They have nice thick hair. Are there hair salons in space?
GENIUS! You outdid yourself Capt'n. A creative (but factual) tour de force!!!
And Dick and Gay (a great combination) I agree about Aniston.
By , at
10:08 AM
Gaylo, Peed, thank you for letting me feel like I'm not so all alone
By , at
11:12 AM
That is one of the greatest places on earth and I must go to see it.
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