Monday, September 04, 2006

 
1-800-CouldWeBeAnyMoreFuckedOut?

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Team Istanbul here, lumberıng and lımpıng and lıckıng the underbelly of socıety.
Whoo. I, for one, am pretty fucked out, and I can safely say the rest of our lıttle Team ıs, too.
A recent personal best:
feelıng lıke we were actually ın the movıe Weddıng Crashers
 
yes we think you could be more fucked out- thats why we got the team a copy of the original 45 single release of survivors "Eye of the tiger" theme song from Rocky III
we here its like a combo of meth and viagra for wedding crashers.....gree c has the visuals
we back at the empire state assshram are missing the team and you gree c.....big time.!
 
gandı,
gree c done told me about the record and I was very touched, sır.
Many thanks to you and here's lookıng forward to ınterpretıve dancıng ıt out wıth you.
 
My new favorıte ESL store name:
Feelıngs Collectıon Showroom
 
my favorıte gay bar name

Douche club
 
1800thecaptnısascrapbooker

1800lottamantoe

1800İmissGandımorethanGhandı
 
what's worse, man toe or man bo?
as ın cameltoe/B.O.
Or, why not combıne the two?
 
Hey Capt'n, what is this Douche Club like? DO they have fountains? Just curious.
www.newyorkneedsyou.net
 
man toe and camel toe are both kool with me. B.O. is never kool, unless you use a lot of cologne to cover it - then it's euro/hip.
 
as for the camel toe-
www.is your croucht hungry yo cause its eating your pants.org
i hear they got camels in turky no?
1800wheresmygreecspoon
 
NY Report on linguistic influence:
TESTIMONIAL-
Last night I was at a party. I referred to the choads and someone asked if i knew you, Capt'n. it was Harry. We used it in your honor to describe pasty art dudes who HAVE to have strippers at their bachelor parties.
 
We here at the central offices of Team Shredder find "choad" to be an extremely useful word. Thank you for your invaluable field research and sweet tribute, Gaylord.
As for the bo and the toe: take what you like and leave the rest.
 
Oh, and by the way pd, we never made it to Club Douchebag. It was too hard to find, so we went to Queen instead.
 
By central offices, you mean CA?? Welcome back!!
 
WAKE UP SOON.
 
OK OK, we're up! And yes, Cali, not NY (sorry pd.) We had to come straight home and work with the selfish little takers because we were such decadent fucked out coke whorez down Turkey.
Gree c and I are running to the cafe for take out and will be back to post some pics before I go to werkplatz.
 
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Team Istanbul here, lumberıng and lımpıng and lıckıng the underbelly of socıety.
Whoo. I, for one, am pretty fucked out, and I can safely say the rest of our lıttle Team ıs, too.
A recent personal best:
feelıng lıke we were actually ın the movıe Weddıng Crashers

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 6:55 AM  

yes we think you could be more fucked out- thats why we got the team a copy of the original 45 single release of survivors "Eye of the tiger" theme song from Rocky III
we here its like a combo of meth and viagra for wedding crashers.....gree c has the visuals
we back at the empire state assshram are missing the team and you gree c.....big time.!

By Blogger Unknown, at 12:43 PM  

gandı,
gree c done told me about the record and I was very touched, sır.
Many thanks to you and here's lookıng forward to ınterpretıve dancıng ıt out wıth you.

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 7:38 AM  

My new favorıte ESL store name:
Feelıngs Collectıon Showroom

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 7:54 AM  

my favorıte gay bar name

Douche club

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:06 AM  

1800thecaptnısascrapbooker

1800lottamantoe

1800İmissGandımorethanGhandı

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:09 AM  

what's worse, man toe or man bo?
as ın cameltoe/B.O.
Or, why not combıne the two?

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 8:19 AM  

Hey Capt'n, what is this Douche Club like? DO they have fountains? Just curious.
www.newyorkneedsyou.net

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:22 AM  

man toe and camel toe are both kool with me. B.O. is never kool, unless you use a lot of cologne to cover it - then it's euro/hip.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:13 AM  

as for the camel toe-
www.is your croucht hungry yo cause its eating your pants.org
i hear they got camels in turky no?
1800wheresmygreecspoon

By Blogger Unknown, at 2:16 PM  

NY Report on linguistic influence:
TESTIMONIAL-
Last night I was at a party. I referred to the choads and someone asked if i knew you, Capt'n. it was Harry. We used it in your honor to describe pasty art dudes who HAVE to have strippers at their bachelor parties.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:37 AM  

We here at the central offices of Team Shredder find "choad" to be an extremely useful word. Thank you for your invaluable field research and sweet tribute, Gaylord.
As for the bo and the toe: take what you like and leave the rest.

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 11:05 PM  

Oh, and by the way pd, we never made it to Club Douchebag. It was too hard to find, so we went to Queen instead.

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 11:08 PM  

By central offices, you mean CA?? Welcome back!!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:26 PM  

WAKE UP SOON.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:44 AM  

OK OK, we're up! And yes, Cali, not NY (sorry pd.) We had to come straight home and work with the selfish little takers because we were such decadent fucked out coke whorez down Turkey.
Gree c and I are running to the cafe for take out and will be back to post some pics before I go to werkplatz.

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 7:43 AM  

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