Tuesday, August 08, 2006
A Bum Wheel
Here is Dick Blu's diagram of what happen to poore Sea Monquey de obba dey. She was trying to come out the water after an action-packed session of getting reacquainted with the moody ways of the Sea, which included getting her leash wrapped around her neck like a noose, and at another point paddling into an enormous wave which then suddenly broke right on top of her. All I saw was a gigantic explosion of whitewater, and Sea Monkey shooting straight out of it about two feet above her board, which also shot straight out. Like two parallel arrows, or like when they shoot people out of cannons. Then a tumbling Monkey and surf board in a mountain of whitewater. Because i am cruel and evil I cracked up so hard I nearly drowned. But she did, too, we both did for like 20 minutes. After we made sure she was ok. It was the most spectacular wipeout I have ever seen in person. And although the tumbling Snow Pony did karate chop her leg, that's not what really hurt her. It was when she was coming out of the water. Kara and I had gone ahead to get changed at the van, thinking Sea Monkey was still out there waiting to catch her last wave in. In fact she had ridden in on some whitewater in the classic prone position, and when she was close to the shore, she gave one last kick and that's when her leg went out. Sea Monkey has a bum wheel that sometimes slips out of it's propper alignment, and it's an excruciating situation for her until it goes back to where it should be. So there she stood, trapped & screaming in the shallow water as each wave hit her leg, until a lady and man carried her to the beach, where she then struggled to get her leg back into place, alone, while everyone sat around ignoring her and not even asking if she was alright.Pictured above: Sea Monkey uses the Snow Pony as a walker to hobble past a lady on her cell phone while she thinks of happier times of being strangled by her leash.
I hope her leg is okay now. I have a feeling this picture is close to what it would like if I hit the waves.
: 10:51 AM : 12:35 PM : 2:11 PM : 6:14 AM : 9:40 AM Links to this post:
16 Comments:
Dang, I wish the picture didn't get cropped that way because now it doesn't show the entire club foot of Sea Monkey that Dick Blew so aptly captured.
By 
The Capt'n, at
9:40 AM
Ouch! I felt that. Dick Blew has many talents. I love the curly-q waves and thought bubble of seamonkee.
I hope her leg is okay now. I have a feeling this picture is close to what it would like if I hit the waves.
By , at
10:51 AM
peeds, it was a bad scene. And Kara and i had no idea till after the worst was over. Dick Blew did really capture Sea Monkey's feeling of ragged despair, huh?
By The Capt'n, at
11:11 AM
She's pretty much ok now, peeds. A little sore perhaps.
By The Capt'n, at
11:16 AM
Well let her recover a little before you toss her back into the eye of the tiger, okay?
By , at
12:35 PM
my apologies for missing one minute of the Team Im actually crying in public after reading about Gettingitthegayway in sandy dayglo brilliance on so many levels especially the use of my normal tactic of tucking clothes into panties as shield to the world I had to ask myself is there a woman more brave than Dick? until I read about Sea Monkey on the water we here on the east coast are busy modifying a cart that was holding up the back legs of some lesbians dog which we stole from prospect park for Sea Monkey and have started raising money for her mobility monkey to perform all other tasks boundless love for you all-what year does San Diego get its humor back 2026?
By , at
2:11 PM
Oh Gree C. Just call me 50x tomorrow.
By The Capt'n, at
9:49 PM
Hey anonymous! I always find what I'm looking for on Team SHredder! And it is usually while I am earning money.
By , at
6:14 AM
peeds, you funny. Bada-bing!
By The Capt'n, at
8:44 AM
Capt'n, I saw Gree C last night and I am thinking up ways to kidnap all of you and keep you from leaving us on the 23rd. Don'r underestimate my powers of persuasion.
By , at
9:40 AM
or underestimate the number of typos I can have in a day...
By , at
9:41 AM
peeds, it's a little ridiculous that we are only passing thru for one day, I know.
By The Capt'n, at
11:02 AM
Okay, Capt'n, we'll pack a week's worth of partying into one night.
By , at
11:20 AM
We're gonna party like it's 1979!
By , at
11:59 AM
Sir, you are correct in your asessment.
By The Capt'n, at
1:35 PM
By the way, because of this incident, Sea Monkey was demoted to Team Philosopher....again.
By The Capt'n, at
8:14 AM
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