Thursday, July 13, 2006

 

This one's for dubz





Comments:
WOW! What an invention. Dubz will need this for her fits of laughter as well as the demands of her job.
 
I'm hoping it will make taking what they're giving 'cause she's working for a living a little sweeter. She can pee on the donuts more easily, now. She can write "WW" on the carpet.
 
She will be marking her territory all over town, I suspect.
 
Wow, brilliant, it's like tapping a maple tree. I like the 2nd-from-last image in the instructions: gitcher ass in the air, ladies!
 
maybs dubz can attach this to the piss tubes in her desk at work.
 
I like it, too Sloth. Butt up!
 
You know, this contraption is trickier than it looks. I tried it drunk in an alley and things went terribly wrong. Suffice it to say that drunkypants became pissypants in one long squirt.

"JACKASS, RIGHT HERE!"
 
holy pissers! this is great capt'n!! looks exciting to use, too. kinda makes one's kooter into a weenie of sorts. very useful!
 
can't help wonderin' if it would run out the back though... i guess leaning forward a little is required. i just hooked one up to my piss tubes to see.
 
Yeah, I found a way to make it run out the back, or somethin. Good times.
 
Perhaps the tubes will help-?
 
i put my hand on my hip like the girl on the package but felt too authoritative. so i'm trying it in a crouching tiger hidden piss tube configuration.

wait! how is she doing it with her red panties on, one-handed???!!
 
How, indeed?
 
Oh you are such an amateur, Dubz. You must fist purchase Panty Mate underwear...complete with reinforced P-Mate hole.
 
I think dubz is just a little intimidated without the crutch of her tubes.
 
oops...fist? I swear I did not intend to type that.
 
That little slip belongs with the beef curtains comment, pd.
 
For sure, Capt'n. Let's hope it escapes the sharp eye of Dubz.
 
you're in luck... i missed the part where pd talked about fisting the girl in the red panties. that is sick. sick. and capt'n - i'm getting a mobile unit so i can pee on-the-go. when does the poo-mate come out? i need it for camping.
 
and i think i failed to mention earlier just how sweet it was of capt'n to think of me and my peeing needs.
 
Oh Dubz, I was talking knuckle sandwich...not "fisting" per se.
 
whatever peeds. your sick fetishes are safe with me.
 
capt'n, this p-mate... is it durable? can it withstand a heavy pounding? I would like to put in my order.
 
"Heavy pounding?"
Um, sorry Slothy, it's only thin cardboard. You'll have to look elsewhere for your heavy pounding needs. I know some places...
 
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WOW! What an invention. Dubz will need this for her fits of laughter as well as the demands of her job.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:09 AM  

I'm hoping it will make taking what they're giving 'cause she's working for a living a little sweeter. She can pee on the donuts more easily, now. She can write "WW" on the carpet.

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 10:20 AM  

She will be marking her territory all over town, I suspect.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:28 AM  

Wow, brilliant, it's like tapping a maple tree. I like the 2nd-from-last image in the instructions: gitcher ass in the air, ladies!

By Blogger sloth, at 10:29 AM  

maybs dubz can attach this to the piss tubes in her desk at work.

By Blogger sloth, at 10:30 AM  

I like it, too Sloth. Butt up!

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 10:52 AM  

You know, this contraption is trickier than it looks. I tried it drunk in an alley and things went terribly wrong. Suffice it to say that drunkypants became pissypants in one long squirt.

"JACKASS, RIGHT HERE!"

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 10:56 AM  

holy pissers! this is great capt'n!! looks exciting to use, too. kinda makes one's kooter into a weenie of sorts. very useful!

By Blogger dubz, at 11:15 AM  

can't help wonderin' if it would run out the back though... i guess leaning forward a little is required. i just hooked one up to my piss tubes to see.

By Blogger dubz, at 11:16 AM  

Yeah, I found a way to make it run out the back, or somethin. Good times.

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 11:19 AM  

Perhaps the tubes will help-?

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 11:20 AM  

i put my hand on my hip like the girl on the package but felt too authoritative. so i'm trying it in a crouching tiger hidden piss tube configuration.

wait! how is she doing it with her red panties on, one-handed???!!

By Blogger dubz, at 11:24 AM  

How, indeed?

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 11:27 AM  

Oh you are such an amateur, Dubz. You must fist purchase Panty Mate underwear...complete with reinforced P-Mate hole.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:39 AM  

I think dubz is just a little intimidated without the crutch of her tubes.

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 11:40 AM  

oops...fist? I swear I did not intend to type that.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:43 AM  

That little slip belongs with the beef curtains comment, pd.

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 11:45 AM  

For sure, Capt'n. Let's hope it escapes the sharp eye of Dubz.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:50 AM  

you're in luck... i missed the part where pd talked about fisting the girl in the red panties. that is sick. sick. and capt'n - i'm getting a mobile unit so i can pee on-the-go. when does the poo-mate come out? i need it for camping.

By Blogger dubz, at 2:21 PM  

and i think i failed to mention earlier just how sweet it was of capt'n to think of me and my peeing needs.

By Blogger dubz, at 2:22 PM  

Oh Dubz, I was talking knuckle sandwich...not "fisting" per se.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:55 PM  

whatever peeds. your sick fetishes are safe with me.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:46 PM  

capt'n, this p-mate... is it durable? can it withstand a heavy pounding? I would like to put in my order.

By Blogger sloth, at 7:23 AM  

"Heavy pounding?"
Um, sorry Slothy, it's only thin cardboard. You'll have to look elsewhere for your heavy pounding needs. I know some places...

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