Sunday, July 02, 2006

 

Red wine will cut you. With a dull, achey knife





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"Hungover" image search results.
 
This is what happens when we go to dinner at the French person's house. It's just a cultural thing.
 
Vous êtes un imbécile. Faites attention du Français.
 
Girl, check yourself at the door, Mary. Don't go down like some tired queen, all drownin' in a bottle.
 
Oh girl, don't worry about me. I cannot physically drink too much for too long. My body just says no. Guess I lucked out that way.
 
Capt'n! oh, girl, I know you ain't hanging on the edge of the bottle. I mean, you did that whole fast and i've seen your humility after partying like its 2009 in nyc. its just that as an employee of the GRC we're always preaching the gospel. do you like my new blog entry, Mary? i was outraged.
 
ps, i think the person featured in the close-up airbrushed splenderous image just might have a cataract.
 
Dear Gaylord,
Does the rehab center offer sliding-scale counselling for alcohol abuse?

signed,
anonymous
 
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"Hungover" image search results.

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 10:27 AM  

This is what happens when we go to dinner at the French person's house. It's just a cultural thing.

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 10:28 AM  

Vous êtes un imbécile. Faites attention du Français.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:28 PM  

Girl, check yourself at the door, Mary. Don't go down like some tired queen, all drownin' in a bottle.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:28 PM  

Oh girl, don't worry about me. I cannot physically drink too much for too long. My body just says no. Guess I lucked out that way.

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 9:07 PM  

Capt'n! oh, girl, I know you ain't hanging on the edge of the bottle. I mean, you did that whole fast and i've seen your humility after partying like its 2009 in nyc. its just that as an employee of the GRC we're always preaching the gospel. do you like my new blog entry, Mary? i was outraged.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:01 PM  

ps, i think the person featured in the close-up airbrushed splenderous image just might have a cataract.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:02 PM  

Dear Gaylord,
Does the rehab center offer sliding-scale counselling for alcohol abuse?

signed,
anonymous

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 3:38 PM  

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