Thursday, July 27, 2006
Dynamite Burritos
Apparently my grandmother, Pauline, had a Yiddish expression that basically went, "S/he's farting with fire." In the old country this was the equivalent to shitting bricks.Today I woke up with bad gas. I thought the people should know. Inspired by dubz, I went and had an x-ray this morning at the walk-in clinic.
Bloated, much?Perhaps it was my late night dinner consisting of bean tacos (3) and red wine (2 lil' glasses.) It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I had another, adoptive, grandma named Eda. She was really sensitive to the odors of the world. One time a certain person was at Eda's house with bad farts. (Not me.) Eda said, "What did you eat for lunch?" And the person said, "A burrito." And Eda said, "What was in that burrito, dynamite?"
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ba-dum-pah!
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The Capt'n, at
12:48 PM
But Eda and Pauline did really say those things.
By The Capt'n, at
12:49 PM
Hey Capt'n, that is pretty funny. I see some taco bell in these xrays.
By , at
2:30 PM
peeds, I just re-read this and was just thinking how stupid and corny it was. (corny in the bad way.) Either way, I've been on the computer/phone/date book/bureaucratic gerbil wheel all day. I bore myself. Sometime today I must get outside and splash away my troubles.
By The Capt'n, at
2:57 PM
Thank you for distinguishing good corn from bad corn, though often the bad corn IS infact the good corn
join us please
By , at
8:20 PM
hi capt'n. good thing you went for xrays - that sure is a lot of gas for one pooper. are you an alien or a small child?
Thanks for outing me, dubz.
btw, what do you mean by "or"?
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