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SO cute I can't stand it.

By  Anonymous, at 4:35 AM  

It's the Robert Bly workshop for Felines up in your house, Capt'n. Let me know when you're ship's in port, mary.

By  Unknown, at 7:35 AM  

Mary, I spoke to Gree C. about it and I gotta work it out. I really want to come. I'm just saying that after this weekend's debauchery, combined with pre-existing poverty, it will be a stretch. I can only blame myself. But I'ma try and work it out.

By  The Capt'n, at 8:05 AM  

yes, peeds, they are unbelievable. I gotta get over there and see them again.

By  The Capt'n, at 8:05 AM  

"I will teach you the ways of this world, young lad.
Rule # 1: looks DO matter."

By  The Capt'n, at 10:48 AM  

with this paw, i thee wed

By  Ali, at 2:17 PM  

We in Chicagoland have been greatly moved by your post today. Such tenderness, such love is suggested in this oblique gesture.
mary, come if you can. I'm trying to figure it all out. I wish i'd thought of it sooner, so Mister and i could've driven back to SD with you then flown to pdx.

By  Unknown, at 3:44 PM  

I'm running the numbers, girl. I'll do what i can because I'm all about the party. Shouldn't pd come, too?

By  The Capt'n, at 4:07 PM  

I think you're right. PD? che cosa circa voi? I need to run some numbers, but could perhaps go to sd too. If you'll have me. and mister.

By  Unknown, at 4:32 PM  

holy crap what am I looking at
at first I thought sheldon was George and the little man was Lenny then I thought it was the other way around now I'm thinking I'm way off I'm going to have to rethink it
wait is that sheldon?
Sea monkey this photo is stabbing me in the eyes

By  Anonymous, at 6:17 PM  

Bon giorno! I am changing my name to "PDX." So Capt'n and Guy de Lord, I would love to be wherever you are. The deal is, I must not miss the weekend at MM's summer home. It is a must for me,and I am on cooking duty. That is the 21--23 of July. But maybe before or after? That is, if you were serious about askin' me. Otherwise, I am content to wait for the Norf*ckingeasters surf expo in August.

By  Anonymous, at 6:56 AM  

Editor's Note:

It is Buddy in the photo, with Seamus. At Sea Monkey's house, where they live.
Sheldon can't deal with other cats. He'll try to kill them, or run away. In either case, he'll have diarrhea on something like the bed.
Photo credit: Sea Monkey.

PD and Gaylord, you are both always welcome and invited to San Diego, as far as the Mrs. and I are concerned. Sea Monkey's not sitting here right now, but I'm gonna go ahead and say that if she were, I'd bet she'd say her version of hell yeah. Unfortunately Mister will have to sleep in our office, at a separate, not far location from our house. Just 'cause of cats, etc. Sorry, no disrespect, I love Mister.

By  The Capt'n, at 7:55 AM  

Haay Mary, Haay girl...
what's up?
well, this be the specs for Guy and Gree c. as far as i know. I'm in magical nm until july 24, then to uh, pdx. gree c. is in nm from the 15th? until the 21st. if you drove or something capt'n, i might possibly want to come back with you and fly from sd. pdx, were you thinking of going to pdx or chief sealth anyways to see another friend? please advise. waiting to know when there will be fun.

By  Unknown, at 8:30 AM  

Guy, I am not going to chief sealth, although my friend does not know this. Even if a free ticket arrives in the mail. As for NM, if I came it would be short. Maybe I should just go to the land of Port or the land of sd. Or even the land of lsd.

By  Anonymous, at 8:46 AM  

And Capt'n, thanks for your generosity. Which reminds me, you, MM and Mrs. the Capt'n were in my dream. We were staying at this really big house in CA that happened to have a balcony with a view of NYC. ?? We had a feast of fried chicken and Italian pastries.

By  Anonymous, at 9:00 AM  

That sounds like quite a lovely dream PD.

HI CAPT'N!!! HI SEAMONKEE!!!!

These cats are I can't even tell you I am drooling fur onto my lap. I miss you Capt'n.

By  Anonymous, at 4:13 PM  

Do the letters BFF mean anything to you?

By  ZS, at 7:23 PM  

Hi everyone. Hi Capt'n. Thats all. I like reading about the travle plans, makes me feel busy.

By  Corny, at 6:17 AM  

hi Corn fritter! do you like reading travel guides too? busy? god, i'm not. so nice.

By  Unknown, at 1:43 PM  

Hi friendly friends,
had to step away for a minute to pretend i was was taking care of business.

pd-your dream is very telling. Very telling, indeed. I only wish it were a dream-come-true.

Dagger, does A#1 mean anything to you?

Gaylord, please expect a power conference call between between us and Gree C. very soon. I'm still running the numbers.

MM, I miss you like MMad. Bet we all do here in blogger town. It just ain't quite the same.

Corn, hi. Wanna jump on our travel boat?

By  The Capt'n, at 1:46 PM  

Hi Capt'n!!! I assure you that MM was a perfect gentleman in that dream. Just sayin.

By  Anonymous, at 2:02 PM  

Kind of like at the spaz dancing event I've heard tell of?

By  The Capt'n, at 2:08 PM  

Uh, yeah just like that.

By  Anonymous, at 2:12 PM  

Yeah, that's what makes a dream worth dreaming

By  The Capt'n, at 2:16 PM  

CAPT'N!
its VERY nice here... i'm cyber cafe-ing and the woman asked if I'd mind if she used windex in the room. uh, yeah, sure.

By  Unknown, at 2:17 PM  

That just made me laugh so hard, Guy. Did you aske her to spritz your face with it?

By  Anonymous, at 2:21 PM  

shoulda.
there are some high brow new agers here in SF. its plastic surgery wrapped up in organic cotton. i'm on canyon road, which is known as sf's majestic arts area. the galleries are so bad, they deserve a looksee.

By  Unknown, at 2:25 PM  

oh, by the way,what drama would keep you from going to chief sealth even if you got a ticket in the mail? sounds good. i love rage, fyi.

By  Unknown, at 2:27 PM  

ugh i see a woman in tevas with white socks on...

By  Unknown, at 2:28 PM  

Actually, that sounded more harsh than I intended. I just don't want to go 'cause I've gone the last two summers and wouls really like to go someplace else. I have limited time and moolah, and don't want to keep goin' there if other adventures are out there. Anyway, he will bug me about it any day now, I am sure.
Tevas and socks are an abomination. Must send her to lock-down (only not my cell please)

By  Anonymous, at 2:36 PM  

wouls? terrible

By  Anonymous, at 2:37 PM  

Tevas and white soxxx are hott and they especially look hott in the air.

By  The Capt'n, at 2:40 PM  

You mean after kicking the offender sky high? That's hott, yes.

By  Anonymous, at 2:42 PM  

THAT is some transgressive porn, Capt'n. You've just made me go to a safe, quiet place looking down from the ceiling. thanks

By  Unknown, at 2:44 PM  

Any time you need to get totally triggered and disembodied, I'm your man, Gaylord.

By  The Capt'n, at 2:47 PM  

I would not buy that porn. NO TEVA TV. I'll take Uggs in the air first.

By  Anonymous, at 2:48 PM  

I'd only do pink or baby blue uggs. that's just me though.

By  Unknown, at 2:49 PM  

I think Gree c. just called...i'll investigate. i feel like a bored teen at a coffee shop wating for my mom to get off work.
BUT, for being such a good girl she's taking me to the japanese spa in the mountains tonight. snap.

By  Unknown, at 2:51 PM  

Oh a spa visit sounds fun. Your mom is very cool, I'd say.

Tell Gree c she missed all the fun the other night.

By  Anonymous, at 2:55 PM  

I had to step out for kitty food. Sheldon was getting very attitudinal.
I'm a little "j" re: the Japanese spa.
I don't think the sauna at the Y is quite the same...

By  The Capt'n, at 3:09 PM  

my ma is really nice. sometimes people think we're sisters.
gree c.s house is a little flooded once again. ugh. property sucks.

By  Unknown, at 3:10 PM  

oh yes, pd, if you are opposed to the puget sound this summer, is nm exotic enough? though perhaps surfing in sd is an understandable draw because of Capt'n. you all could go get loaded in TJ, and get rolled by strippers.

By  Unknown, at 3:17 PM  

I don't need exotic (unless dancers are invloved) just something other than Seattle for one summer. All of your options are enticing. Very, very enticing.

By  Anonymous, at 3:22 PM  

"Team Shredder and affilliates wake up naked in Tijuana jail" woo

By  The Capt'n, at 3:31 PM  

only the basement, nothing to bad. don't freak yet.

By  Unknown, at 3:32 PM  

I just caught that Gree c's basement has flooded. That's terrible. Just so you know, as I was getting ready to leave just now, it started pouring and thundering. There seems to be no end to this rain.

By  Anonymous, at 3:34 PM  

pd, there are plenty of exotic dancers in any of the aformentioned places. pdx takes the cake. hot trashy chicks. that's just a little hometown pride though.
if say CAPT'N could get her damn numbers crunched we could all meet up in SF. marina's bro is leaving town, so we can shove you all in his little house on the familia compound.

By  Unknown, at 3:39 PM  

OOOOHHHH

By  The Capt'n, at 3:42 PM  

gotta go, my life partner is here and we need to go make you all the j word.

By  Unknown, at 3:47 PM  

Yeah, ahem, I got something important to go do, too. Yeah.

I'll check in on Wilde in a bit...

By  The Capt'n, at 4:12 PM  

Hi, I missed it. Listen to what I was doing it is shameful, full of shame - playing online Texas Hold 'Em. I gotst the problems something real bad. I want to blog again, to channel the dust from nowhere but my eggs are lame and my flippers only swat now, they don't type right. I love you. I hope to commune with you soon.

By  Anonymous, at 4:46 PM  

What I meant was that I seemed to have missed some fun. Not it. It is disrespectful. You are not it, you are fun. See?

By  Anonymous, at 4:46 PM  

Gotcha MM. Love you more. I was gonna say something super retarded and choady like you get to disrespect us and call us it (or whatever you want) only if and while you are doing some kind of sweaty spaz dance in our vicinity. But i would never be retarded or choady enough to say such a thing.
More importantly, are you up or down?
(In the Texas Hold'Em.)
I know that may be too forward and personal...if so, please forgive. Just asking.

By  The Capt'n, at 8:54 PM  

pd:
In case you didn't know, there are exotic dancers in San Diego and Tijuana.

By  The Capt'n, at 8:56 PM  

But Santa Fe has those dream catchers

By  The Capt'n, at 8:57 PM  

I love dream catchers. I love strippers. Also Capt'n, you must know that I am always constantly down on most betting games. But that does not stop me. However I am trying to stop.

I heard the BEST music tonight. Marc Ribot and Ceramic Dog. So good.

By  Anonymous, at 9:51 PM  

Hi MM and Capt'n. It is so frickin' early and I can't get back to sleep. Let's hear it for the strippers! Of course MM loves strippers. She likes to have them in the background while she's playing Texas Hold 'em, which is a much sexier game than cribbage.

I must decide if dream catchers are a must for me this summer.

By  Anonymous, at 2:44 AM  

Thanks for the music info. I need new music.

By  Anonymous, at 2:44 AM  

I'd like to start a group therapy conference based around the issue of whether Capt'n could ever become Choad and also if MM would be on the gamblin' man upswing if she had a band of coke-head strippers backing her game. Are there any introductory comments? Do we want to set some parameters immediately?

By  Unknown, at 8:13 AM  

I think also I would like to propose we all construct a personal totem as well as a dreamcatcher to radiate positivity during the proceedings. I'm back at windex cafe for a good three hour sesh.

By  Unknown, at 8:15 AM  

MM would win a goldmine with the right ladies behind him.

How many varieties of windex do they have at the windex cafe?

By  PD, at 8:33 AM  

OH DAMN IT! The 3-hour sesh begins JUST WHEN I HAVE TO GO TO MY WERKPLATZ.
This is a theater of cruelty up in here.
I guess that's what you get when you're secretly a choad.
Catch the dream, chil'rens.

By  The Capt'n, at 9:59 AM  

Mountain man is the next contestant on celebrity poker.
they have an alarming of varieties of windex or tea, the bathroom is painted like a shack in thailand tromp l'oiel (sp- whatevs, i'm not a painter). they fucked up their wireless router though and i had to move down the street. the young man working is not as conscientious as the young woman yesterday, he couldn't eve get the router together. there was a deaf french tutor ladie in there who was soooooo loud. ugg. ugg boots.

By  Unknown, at 10:03 AM  

Trump da Oil, we say in painter-ese. You mean this guy did not ask you if you minded if he sprayed some RAID?

By  Anonymous, at 10:31 AM  

Oh Gay, I forgot to tell you that my friend Rachel thinks you are hysterical. She really loved meeting you and discussing interpretive dance and all.

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