Monday, June 12, 2006

 

Q: Who is more nuanced?

A)Jim Morrison
B)...?

Comments:
Well if I had to pick I would say Robert Goulet. But if I was allowed to make a 3rd choice it would be Ricardo Montelban. Did I get this wrong?
 
Hmmm, I would say Dick Van Patton and my third choice would be John Stamos. Did I get it???
 
God, you guys really know how to tear open the fabric of space and timelessness.
 
I know it's Robert Goulet...I was just putting in my alternates. Who can beat his dye job?
 
And Jim's die job...
 
What about Eddie, from Eddie and the Cruisers?
 
What about me hogging your comment box?
 
What about clicking on Goulet's website-->The Man-->Poetry and seing the image that most inspires The Capt'n?
 
There are so many great images. I can't hear him sing, unfortunately. Here at the beige there is no computer sound...unless I sneak in some headphones. I like the colorful abstract tie.
 
Can you see his artwork?
 
I can't find the art. Is it under "gift shop"?
 
It oughta be. But next to "gift shop" is "the man," and in there is "artwork."
"Check it out," as The Man Himself would say.
 
OMG, I can't decide what I love best..."The Morning After" or the "Saturday Nite Special." This is a treasure Capt'n. Thank you!!!!
 
But Nurse Crotchet taking a piss is pretty top-notch.
 
Um, back to drunken sailors, Mary. I can think of plenty to do with them. Have you read my informational literature on the subject? If not, I suggest you stop by my reception area.
 
I assume you get many a drunken sailor at the rehabilitation center Gaylord. Have you many success stories?
 
Amazing results in record times. click on the testimonials link on the Center's webcast page. It's between the M2M and NAMBLA links.
 
WOW capt'n, thanks for this. Robert's very special artwork showed a real flowering in '98 - '00. "What's Wrong With This Picture?!" '99 shows an artist at the top of his game, no fussiness there, boy. Real economy of line. And the implied answer: "FUCKING EVERYTHING?!" ... so poignant. I really hope these are for sale.
 
Me too. I am very excited for Robert, he is the real deal.
 
Wait, is Robert your uncle?
 
Mary, what you talkin' bout, "my uncle?"
He your dream lover.
 
How is he? As a lover, not an uncle.
 
I'm not gonna go ahead and say the obvious joke of "what's the difference!?" because that would just be gross.
 
That's where my mind was wandering to Capt'n...ashamed to say it.
 
No shaming here at Team Shredder, pd, just naming.
 
And blaming.
 
You're kind...but I am in a downward spiral to the lower depths of creep conciousness.
 
Aw pd, just do a little Clap dance and that'll pick you right up.
 
just keep your creep consciousness away from my hot dog, mister. okay pd?
 
Aw c'mon Gaylord. I am sure the Mrs. Gaylord wouldn't mind if I "borrowed" him for awhile. Will he be at the Gaylord Rehabilitation Conference tonight?
 
A patient broke into the mainframe and put up some pd porn on the official GRC staff blog, fyi. I think the model may think he's going to debut at the conference tonight, but I may have to stop him.
Capt'n, I'd like to propose today for lame-ing and tame-ing at Team Shredder. Maybe a little dame-ing.Avoid lesbian same-ing. AND shame-ing.alert the gaylord if there is auntie mame-ing.
 
A patient broke into the mainframe and put up some pd porn on the official GRC staff blog, fyi. I think the model may think he's going to debut at the conference tonight, but I may have to stop him.
Capt'n, I'd like to propose today for lame-ing and tame-ing at Team Shredder. Maybe a little dame-ing.Avoid lesbian same-ing. AND shame-ing.alert the gaylord if there is auntie mame-ing.
 
Please alert me of any Auntie-mame-ing...post haste.
 
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33 Comments:

Well if I had to pick I would say Robert Goulet. But if I was allowed to make a 3rd choice it would be Ricardo Montelban. Did I get this wrong?

By Blogger Mountain Man, at 8:59 AM  

Hmmm, I would say Dick Van Patton and my third choice would be John Stamos. Did I get it???

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:20 AM  

God, you guys really know how to tear open the fabric of space and timelessness.

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 9:31 AM  

I know it's Robert Goulet...I was just putting in my alternates. Who can beat his dye job?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:31 AM  

And Jim's die job...

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:31 AM  

What about Eddie, from Eddie and the Cruisers?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:32 AM  

What about me hogging your comment box?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:33 AM  

What about clicking on Goulet's website-->The Man-->Poetry and seing the image that most inspires The Capt'n?

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 9:38 AM  

There are so many great images. I can't hear him sing, unfortunately. Here at the beige there is no computer sound...unless I sneak in some headphones. I like the colorful abstract tie.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:49 AM  

Can you see his artwork?

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 10:15 AM  

I can't find the art. Is it under "gift shop"?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:23 AM  

It oughta be. But next to "gift shop" is "the man," and in there is "artwork."
"Check it out," as The Man Himself would say.

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 10:37 AM  

OMG, I can't decide what I love best..."The Morning After" or the "Saturday Nite Special." This is a treasure Capt'n. Thank you!!!!

By Blogger PD, at 11:02 AM  

But Nurse Crotchet taking a piss is pretty top-notch.

By Blogger PD, at 11:03 AM  

Um, back to drunken sailors, Mary. I can think of plenty to do with them. Have you read my informational literature on the subject? If not, I suggest you stop by my reception area.

By Blogger Unknown, at 12:09 PM  

I assume you get many a drunken sailor at the rehabilitation center Gaylord. Have you many success stories?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:18 PM  

Amazing results in record times. click on the testimonials link on the Center's webcast page. It's between the M2M and NAMBLA links.

By Blogger Unknown, at 12:25 PM  

WOW capt'n, thanks for this. Robert's very special artwork showed a real flowering in '98 - '00. "What's Wrong With This Picture?!" '99 shows an artist at the top of his game, no fussiness there, boy. Real economy of line. And the implied answer: "FUCKING EVERYTHING?!" ... so poignant. I really hope these are for sale.

By Blogger sloth, at 8:10 PM  

Me too. I am very excited for Robert, he is the real deal.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:08 PM  

Wait, is Robert your uncle?

By Blogger Unknown, at 7:15 AM  

Mary, what you talkin' bout, "my uncle?"
He your dream lover.

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 7:52 AM  

How is he? As a lover, not an uncle.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:06 AM  

I'm not gonna go ahead and say the obvious joke of "what's the difference!?" because that would just be gross.

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 8:25 AM  

That's where my mind was wandering to Capt'n...ashamed to say it.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:30 AM  

No shaming here at Team Shredder, pd, just naming.

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 8:53 AM  

And blaming.

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 8:53 AM  

You're kind...but I am in a downward spiral to the lower depths of creep conciousness.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:58 AM  

Aw pd, just do a little Clap dance and that'll pick you right up.

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 9:04 AM  

just keep your creep consciousness away from my hot dog, mister. okay pd?

By Blogger Unknown, at 8:33 PM  

Aw c'mon Gaylord. I am sure the Mrs. Gaylord wouldn't mind if I "borrowed" him for awhile. Will he be at the Gaylord Rehabilitation Conference tonight?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:20 AM  

A patient broke into the mainframe and put up some pd porn on the official GRC staff blog, fyi. I think the model may think he's going to debut at the conference tonight, but I may have to stop him.
Capt'n, I'd like to propose today for lame-ing and tame-ing at Team Shredder. Maybe a little dame-ing.Avoid lesbian same-ing. AND shame-ing.alert the gaylord if there is auntie mame-ing.

By Blogger Unknown, at 6:42 AM  

A patient broke into the mainframe and put up some pd porn on the official GRC staff blog, fyi. I think the model may think he's going to debut at the conference tonight, but I may have to stop him.
Capt'n, I'd like to propose today for lame-ing and tame-ing at Team Shredder. Maybe a little dame-ing.Avoid lesbian same-ing. AND shame-ing.alert the gaylord if there is auntie mame-ing.

By Blogger Unknown, at 6:44 AM  

Please alert me of any Auntie-mame-ing...post haste.

By Blogger PD, at 9:37 AM  

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