Tuesday, May 16, 2006
Debbie Brown quits smoking...(and all I got was this lousy minefield.)
But it's so worth it, though. Really.Debbie Brown, hard-hitting, award-winning author of Parasite Lost: The Debbie Brown Story, Debbie's Barrium Swallow, and My Leash, My Noose: Zen Meditations on Surfing and Rage, is currently undergoing the harsh reality of self-inflicted smoking cessation.
Team Shredder applauds her heroic effort, and wants her to know that no matter what the outcome of this theater of cruelty, we still love her. (Pictured at right: The Author in happier times.)
: 12:20 PM Team Shredder overshare #1 (in our new setup:)
I went over to Sea Monkey's to say hi, and as I was holding the baby and doing the weenis rubdown to get him to pee, he cut the cheez and then had diarrhea in my hand. Is this what parenthood is?
Can't wait to see more of Nigel.
: 4:52 PM Protect Nigel Carson from Satan now. The war is now! AJ
: 4:15 PM : 4:21 PM Links to this post:
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Yo Debbie, you look awfully familiar. Anyway, I commend you on your efforts!!! I wish you great success and easy breathing from now on.
By , at
12:20 PM
We're up and running! We have ether contact again at Chez Shredder!
Team Shredder overshare #1 (in our new setup:)
I went over to Sea Monkey's to say hi, and as I was holding the baby and doing the weenis rubdown to get him to pee, he cut the cheez and then had diarrhea in my hand. Is this what parenthood is?
By 
The Capt'n, at
6:38 PM
how's carson besides diarrhea? more pics please
Carson's doing great...hopefully it won't cost us Sea Monkey's life (just kidding.) We'll do more pix soon, ok. Meantime, call me, hooker.
By The Capt'n, at
12:08 PM
Okay, the poop is the #1 reason I'm not a mom. #1 I say.
Can't wait to see more of Nigel.
By , at
4:52 PM
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This is what I have to say about smoking.
Protect Nigel Carson from Satan now. The war is now! AJ
By , at
4:15 PM
Also - Debbie, I understand. Good luck. Good lung. Goodness. Thanks for taking the baby. I hope to see him sometime soon. I miss him.
By , at
4:21 PM
aj, you can see him any time, just call. In fact, I'll bet Sea Monkey would love another babysitter. If she leaves the baby alone for more than an hour she starts to panic (....)
By The Capt'n, at
7:26 PM
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