Friday, April 21, 2006

 



Joyce Hoffman

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Wow--she's cute. I knew I bought that ol' Triumph for a reason.
 
I know, huh. I like her outfit. And her board's as long as her car. A side rack would be cool, like on the bicycles.
 
You know what they say about the size of one's board....
 
I think she is flame-worthy.
 
I once saw Marty, my old hippy-alternative-elementary school art teacher at Sneakers in Philly. But she didn't see me. I was in there underage. Back in 3rd grade she told me I was her favorite student.
 
If she saw you, I am sure she woulda bought you a drink. Having gone to a catholic school, I was taught by many a lesbian. My 7th grade teacher, we'll call her Ange, was living with my 5th grade teacher, we'll call her Tammy. They used to say "my roommate" this and my "roommate" that. Ange really liked me and Tammy couldn't stand me. Later on, I found out that my highschool lesbian art nun was giving both of them "private" watercolor lessons.
 
My head she's a-spinning, pd!
Ange + Tammy = Tangy.

Nuns is a whole new can o'worms, no pun intended.
My friend Bernadette Rappold, otherwise known as "Bernafat Rathole," and whose full catholic name was Bernadette Marie Bernadette, played in a band in Phila in the 80's called Tons of Nuns.
 
uh, can we get back to hot girls and cars here? sheesh.
 
Okay, I am dying all over the place, Capt'n. Bernafat Rathole? She's really a friend? I have met tons of nuns in my day. The V.P of my highschool, who we affectionately called "Torpedo Tits" and "Sister Veronica Boobs" was a dyke who let me drop typing (as evidenced all over the blogs) if I painted her a picture of daisies. SHe was so tough, she was able to remain a nun, but move outta the convent in order to live with her gf and german shephard.
 
OOPS! Sorry Gaylord--you're right. Nuns are not exactly "hot."
 
pd, do you stay in touch with Sister Veronica Boobs and Tammy? How do you know all this shit about them?
And for the record, I did not make up the name "Bernafat Rathole." It's a little too mean, even for a choad like me. I merely repeat it from time to time, I pull it out whenever I'm lonely for the old days of verbal abuse in Philly. Bernadette is indeed a friend, and she was the one who told us about her old nickname. Just ask Gree C. Hair or Zoe Strauss.
 
Gaylord, I think Sloth needs you over at Logworld...
 
oh, i'm just playing. Tangys and such are really milestones in many of our lives.
ps- i once dressed up as a nun for what you want to be when you grow up day at school.
 
Gaylord!
This puts a whole new perspective on how I view you! For the better!
Thank you for bringing it back to the "hot girls" orbit.
 
I think many nuns got into the habit to support their habit.
I do not keep in touch with these ladies. When I was in highschool, somehow my teacher mentioned the Tangy duo in class. As for Veronice Boobs (they really were huge and pointy), I heard it thru the grapevine.
 
Is there a "hot nuns" calendar or something?
 
pd, I think I just heard a challenge to yourself from yourself for an upcoming blog share/overshare/post...
 
ohhh, so sorry for oversharing today--you're right!
 
NOOO! Don't get me wrong, pd!!
I'm not saying you've overshared at all!
I'm trying to taunt you into a future post, because I actually want more.
 
I love you guys, I've been lurking like a sick-o enjoying Bernafat Rathole and such. Thanks capt'n for the awsome email missive from a few days back. I loved hanging wich u, like you said, livin' the dream!
 
Love, love, and love!
I just did another whole day at the healing arts werkplaz (oxymoron?)
Whew! Glad as Gladys it's over!
Now, back to that nuns calendar....
 
I am working on the calendar, Capt'n. But I am also working on the Norf*neasters!
 
we're whipping into shipshape, capt'n... we're almost to the point where we can stand up on our boards for more than 3 seconds... watch out!
 
Oy! ABCN is sending out a wake-up call at 10:58 Norf*kneaster time.
 
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24 Comments:

Wow--she's cute. I knew I bought that ol' Triumph for a reason.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:43 AM  

I know, huh. I like her outfit. And her board's as long as her car. A side rack would be cool, like on the bicycles.

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 11:20 AM  

You know what they say about the size of one's board....

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:20 AM  

I think she is flame-worthy.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:24 AM  

I once saw Marty, my old hippy-alternative-elementary school art teacher at Sneakers in Philly. But she didn't see me. I was in there underage. Back in 3rd grade she told me I was her favorite student.

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 11:42 AM  

If she saw you, I am sure she woulda bought you a drink. Having gone to a catholic school, I was taught by many a lesbian. My 7th grade teacher, we'll call her Ange, was living with my 5th grade teacher, we'll call her Tammy. They used to say "my roommate" this and my "roommate" that. Ange really liked me and Tammy couldn't stand me. Later on, I found out that my highschool lesbian art nun was giving both of them "private" watercolor lessons.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:09 PM  

My head she's a-spinning, pd!
Ange + Tammy = Tangy.

Nuns is a whole new can o'worms, no pun intended.
My friend Bernadette Rappold, otherwise known as "Bernafat Rathole," and whose full catholic name was Bernadette Marie Bernadette, played in a band in Phila in the 80's called Tons of Nuns.

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 12:24 PM  

uh, can we get back to hot girls and cars here? sheesh.

By Blogger Unknown, at 12:30 PM  

Okay, I am dying all over the place, Capt'n. Bernafat Rathole? She's really a friend? I have met tons of nuns in my day. The V.P of my highschool, who we affectionately called "Torpedo Tits" and "Sister Veronica Boobs" was a dyke who let me drop typing (as evidenced all over the blogs) if I painted her a picture of daisies. SHe was so tough, she was able to remain a nun, but move outta the convent in order to live with her gf and german shephard.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:30 PM  

OOPS! Sorry Gaylord--you're right. Nuns are not exactly "hot."

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:30 PM  

pd, do you stay in touch with Sister Veronica Boobs and Tammy? How do you know all this shit about them?
And for the record, I did not make up the name "Bernafat Rathole." It's a little too mean, even for a choad like me. I merely repeat it from time to time, I pull it out whenever I'm lonely for the old days of verbal abuse in Philly. Bernadette is indeed a friend, and she was the one who told us about her old nickname. Just ask Gree C. Hair or Zoe Strauss.

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 12:39 PM  

Gaylord, I think Sloth needs you over at Logworld...

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 12:39 PM  

oh, i'm just playing. Tangys and such are really milestones in many of our lives.
ps- i once dressed up as a nun for what you want to be when you grow up day at school.

By Blogger Unknown, at 12:47 PM  

Gaylord!
This puts a whole new perspective on how I view you! For the better!
Thank you for bringing it back to the "hot girls" orbit.

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 12:55 PM  

I think many nuns got into the habit to support their habit.
I do not keep in touch with these ladies. When I was in highschool, somehow my teacher mentioned the Tangy duo in class. As for Veronice Boobs (they really were huge and pointy), I heard it thru the grapevine.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:08 PM  

Is there a "hot nuns" calendar or something?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:10 PM  

pd, I think I just heard a challenge to yourself from yourself for an upcoming blog share/overshare/post...

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 2:06 PM  

ohhh, so sorry for oversharing today--you're right!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:24 PM  

NOOO! Don't get me wrong, pd!!
I'm not saying you've overshared at all!
I'm trying to taunt you into a future post, because I actually want more.

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 3:40 PM  

I love you guys, I've been lurking like a sick-o enjoying Bernafat Rathole and such. Thanks capt'n for the awsome email missive from a few days back. I loved hanging wich u, like you said, livin' the dream!

By Blogger Corny, at 7:41 PM  

Love, love, and love!
I just did another whole day at the healing arts werkplaz (oxymoron?)
Whew! Glad as Gladys it's over!
Now, back to that nuns calendar....

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 5:32 PM  

I am working on the calendar, Capt'n. But I am also working on the Norf*neasters!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:40 AM  

we're whipping into shipshape, capt'n... we're almost to the point where we can stand up on our boards for more than 3 seconds... watch out!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:59 AM  

Oy! ABCN is sending out a wake-up call at 10:58 Norf*kneaster time.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:00 AM  

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