Saturday, April 01, 2006
Have fun tonight, kids.
Team Shredder expects a full medical & forensic report on the desk by Monday morning.
oh hello, Capt'n. we wish you weren't just on speaker phone earlier. we would have liked to be floating in the pond of life next to you like those ducks. I'm at Gree C.'s and she is asleep, so I'm quietly sitting on the couch waiting for my daddy to come get me since its a school night.
It was fun playing Charlie talking to the Angels, till I got confused by all the shouting and laughing voices.
Girl, I'm familiar with that sitting-quietly-on-the-couch-at-Gree-C's while she sleeps scenario.
How sad is my life:
I've just left the discussion & chat places for people like me who are having disasters with their video editing.
I was almost finished with this latest piece, too, when things starting pooping out today. Again.
Bouncing between this doo-doo and my taxes. Was trying to get it all done before NY, and things were looking great till my video shit took a dump right on my forehead. Again.
Good times. I feel really alive.
And you?
It is the crack and I must run off
Capt'n just get over and we'll work on fixing your video
MM if I had known there was a nude-o-tard involved I would have cancelled everything just to get over
: 3:39 AM Capt'n, I hope your video works out. Is it called "Sleep" by any chance?
: 11:56 AM : 3:25 PM pd, can we just strike it from the court record?
Yes, Gree C. does on very rare occasions feel tired and we DO on even rarer occasions have to sit QUIETLY on the couch (tho I don't think anything could get her ass awake when she's tired). oh and PD, Gree C. does this special finger stretch and lip purse that let you know her little eyes are closed underneath her thick little glasses. She does periodically shout out something vaguely in line with the conversation happening, but you have to clue in to the slight disconnect combined with the uh, gestures.
I love your moniker.
: 6:35 PM Uh, super side note...does anyone know any artists' models who would be innerested in modeling for my speshul drawing club tomorrow night? I can't pay much, man, and my craigslist hook-ups seem to be falling through at the last minute. I could have the freaky man who wants to come in a business suit and then be stripped and tied up nude, then he'll pay ME. I think doms charge like $400-500 for that though and it doesn't help my consciousness-raising group approach. god, the whole human element thing is as bad as the tech glitches I'm more accustomed to. I'm sorry to hog in on your duck scene with this, Capt'n. Perhaps ignore.
Spot on with the Gree C. falling out analysis, by the way.
(Subtitles for pd read as follows: Gree C. is the best, and she works her butt off, too, and sometimes she gets a little tired.)
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I love this image. That is all I can say right now, I am busy staining my nude-o-tard with grease.
By 
Mountain Man, at
11:34 AM
MM, who you calling nude-o-tard?
Have fun tonight, kids.
Team Shredder expects a full medical & forensic report on the desk by Monday morning.
By The Capt'n, at
12:49 PM
pretty pretty...
oh hello, Capt'n. we wish you weren't just on speaker phone earlier. we would have liked to be floating in the pond of life next to you like those ducks. I'm at Gree C.'s and she is asleep, so I'm quietly sitting on the couch waiting for my daddy to come get me since its a school night.
Hi Gaylord,
It was fun playing Charlie talking to the Angels, till I got confused by all the shouting and laughing voices.
Girl, I'm familiar with that sitting-quietly-on-the-couch-at-Gree-C's while she sleeps scenario.
How sad is my life:
I've just left the discussion & chat places for people like me who are having disasters with their video editing.
I was almost finished with this latest piece, too, when things starting pooping out today. Again.
Bouncing between this doo-doo and my taxes. Was trying to get it all done before NY, and things were looking great till my video shit took a dump right on my forehead. Again.
Good times. I feel really alive.
And you?
By The Capt'n, at
11:49 PM
I remember when you purchased this acquisition as usual a brilliant and bold move by you. Therefore I will forget that you and gaylord were totally busting on me while I slept.
It is the crack and I must run off
Capt'n just get over and we'll work on fixing your video
MM if I had known there was a nude-o-tard involved I would have cancelled everything just to get over
By , at
3:39 AM
This painting is brilliant. I am being sucked into its vortex.
Capt'n, I hope your video works out. Is it called "Sleep" by any chance?
By , at
11:56 AM
I wish, pd! If by that you mean I'd rather be sleeping...
By The Capt'n, at
12:05 PM
No--I was referring to both Warhol's "Sleep" and your watching Gree-C snooze. I would much rather be watching your video...
By , at
3:25 PM
It's a sad comment on my dull state of mind that you had to esplain the joke to me...
pd, can we just strike it from the court record?
By The Capt'n, at
4:52 PM
Sustained, jury will ignore that last comment by the Capt'n.
By , at
5:53 PM
you know...in the NY metro area, I know a few video editors who are perhaps more helpful than freaks who chat online...oh, oops.
Yes, Gree C. does on very rare occasions feel tired and we DO on even rarer occasions have to sit QUIETLY on the couch (tho I don't think anything could get her ass awake when she's tired). oh and PD, Gree C. does this special finger stretch and lip purse that let you know her little eyes are closed underneath her thick little glasses. She does periodically shout out something vaguely in line with the conversation happening, but you have to clue in to the slight disconnect combined with the uh, gestures.
Now that makes for good video Gaylord. Is it subtitled for those who do not know Gree C's body language?
I love your moniker.
By , at
6:35 PM
pd, you should just bring a video camera to your first meeting with Gree C. Turn on something like Warhol's Sleep and she'll be out in a flash and YOU can start working on your video installer art entitled "Slumber."
Uh, super side note...does anyone know any artists' models who would be innerested in modeling for my speshul drawing club tomorrow night? I can't pay much, man, and my craigslist hook-ups seem to be falling through at the last minute. I could have the freaky man who wants to come in a business suit and then be stripped and tied up nude, then he'll pay ME. I think doms charge like $400-500 for that though and it doesn't help my consciousness-raising group approach. god, the whole human element thing is as bad as the tech glitches I'm more accustomed to. I'm sorry to hog in on your duck scene with this, Capt'n. Perhaps ignore.
Gaylord, you have given so much more depth and dimensionality and performativity and subjectivity to my duck pond scene. Plus you crackin' me up.
Spot on with the Gree C. falling out analysis, by the way.
(Subtitles for pd read as follows: Gree C. is the best, and she works her butt off, too, and sometimes she gets a little tired.)
By The Capt'n, at
7:56 PM
Oh yes, PD, its all with great love that we tease Gree C. She would think we hated her if we were like, super nice...right Gree C? Right? I guess she does have to get up at like, 5 or 6 am to work for the shlock biz man. and update on the model situ- I think I just found a nice Hampshire student who liked the vibe of my craigslist ad. yesssss.
oh, ps, your ducks are extremely multidimensional all on their own. I love the 3d umber leaves section of the canvas. i think the painters call that something spesh but the pitcher-takers call it a focal point. a punctum, if you will.
gaylord, we can discuss it when I fly back this summer for your drawing group.
By The Capt'n, at
6:54 AM
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