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holy shitttt! Whoa. Wow.OHMYGOD! it's the same face, same expression as now. Why is it so hard to be human, sea monkey?

# posted by  Ali : 9:29 AM

 

Sea Monkee you sad pup!!! The downtrodden eyes, the hair that barely lifts at the ends in the face of such heavy trauma. Demoralizing. The air is. Or something.

# posted by  Mountain Man : 5:27 AM

 

dear Sea Monkey
you don't know me but I feel like I know YOU!
I'll get right to the point I think you're a fox, nothing gets a lady hotter than a brooding brunette with wings.
Goddamn it.
When you get here at college I was wondering if I could hang around your room constantly and then walk to dinner with YOU my monkey.
I hope we're in all the same classes my name is Jelly and I'm here on a volleyball scholarship.
ps say hi to your mom.

# posted by  Anonymous : 7:15 AM

 

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holy shitttt! Whoa. Wow.OHMYGOD! it's the same face, same expression as now. Why is it so hard to be human, sea monkey?

By  Ali, at 9:29 AM  

Sea Monkee you sad pup!!! The downtrodden eyes, the hair that barely lifts at the ends in the face of such heavy trauma. Demoralizing. The air is. Or something.

By  Mountain Man, at 5:27 AM  

dear Sea Monkey
you don't know me but I feel like I know YOU!
I'll get right to the point I think you're a fox, nothing gets a lady hotter than a brooding brunette with wings.
Goddamn it.
When you get here at college I was wondering if I could hang around your room constantly and then walk to dinner with YOU my monkey.
I hope we're in all the same classes my name is Jelly and I'm here on a volleyball scholarship.
ps say hi to your mom.

By  Anonymous, at 7:15 AM  

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