Monday, March 20, 2006

 



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Dear Editor,
My name is corny C. I am a retired magazine publishing mogul. I was just floating around the ether when i came across the pornographic image of me posted below. The campaign of media slander you are waging against me is not suprising, your interest in my naked form is likely enough, but this kind of explicit material is injuring my reputation!


Please point your camera's elsewhere!

Yours in rage,
Corny C.
 
See you in court, Corny!
 
talk about porn
vavoom-the team is looking h-o-t
 
Oh please, Corny. Girl, you know you ain't the only one hanging out in the capt'n's tearoom! go head and be proud to share your candy!
 
Oh please, Corny. Girl, you know you ain't the only one hanging out in the capt'n's tearoom! go head and be proud to share your candy!
 
I acknowledge that the above statement made by me makes no sense.
 
Jelly, how's the volleyball team doing this season?
 
Ms. Strauss, meet me in NY at my lady's show in April, the weekend after your birthday. Lizzie's in a show in the same spot at the same time, I'll tell you later. Or else I'm just getting over to your new crib as I must trek to Phila to see uncle Stanley. Mark me in your appointment book.
 
Ah luv eur spot o' tea everee naw 'n then bur it tek smooar then 'at ta geruz yeut iv me drawrs!
 
Zs, We kna exactly wha' yus mean.
 
Say what?
 
capt'n
we have just started the season but I'm out for two games because I sprained my neck and have to wear a plastic cone like a dog
the worst time is when I'm eating

say hi to Sea Monkey and thanks to Dick for the Team photo
don't tell them about the cone
 
Dagger,
I have you marked down for visiting hours, I'm just so sorry that the guest house isn't ready for full visitation.

Dagger, dag on. I am so ready for your ladies show!
 
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Dear Editor,
My name is corny C. I am a retired magazine publishing mogul. I was just floating around the ether when i came across the pornographic image of me posted below. The campaign of media slander you are waging against me is not suprising, your interest in my naked form is likely enough, but this kind of explicit material is injuring my reputation!


Please point your camera's elsewhere!

Yours in rage,
Corny C.

By Blogger Corny, at 9:55 AM  

See you in court, Corny!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:46 PM  

talk about porn
vavoom-the team is looking h-o-t

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:54 PM  

Oh please, Corny. Girl, you know you ain't the only one hanging out in the capt'n's tearoom! go head and be proud to share your candy!

By Blogger ZS, at 1:59 PM  

Oh please, Corny. Girl, you know you ain't the only one hanging out in the capt'n's tearoom! go head and be proud to share your candy!

By Blogger ZS, at 2:00 PM  

I acknowledge that the above statement made by me makes no sense.

By Blogger ZS, at 2:01 PM  

Jelly, how's the volleyball team doing this season?

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 2:01 PM  

Ms. Strauss, meet me in NY at my lady's show in April, the weekend after your birthday. Lizzie's in a show in the same spot at the same time, I'll tell you later. Or else I'm just getting over to your new crib as I must trek to Phila to see uncle Stanley. Mark me in your appointment book.

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 2:07 PM  

Ah luv eur spot o' tea everee naw 'n then bur it tek smooar then 'at ta geruz yeut iv me drawrs!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:23 PM  

Zs, We kna exactly wha' yus mean.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:25 PM  

Say what?

By Blogger The Capt'n, at 3:32 PM  

capt'n
we have just started the season but I'm out for two games because I sprained my neck and have to wear a plastic cone like a dog
the worst time is when I'm eating

say hi to Sea Monkey and thanks to Dick for the Team photo
don't tell them about the cone

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:00 PM  

Dagger,
I have you marked down for visiting hours, I'm just so sorry that the guest house isn't ready for full visitation.

Dagger, dag on. I am so ready for your ladies show!

By Blogger ZS, at 3:38 PM  

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