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The pimple has been specially outfitted with a side-car to take refugees over the red-state borders & into the Free States for their medical procedures. You might want to ready the extended-cab surf-bus for same.

# posted by  sloth : 9:41 PM

 

Oh my god, you think of everything sloth! I'm on it!

# posted by  The Capt'n : 9:32 AM

 

I can see it now:

http://www.italiasurfexpo.it/news/50.jpg

# posted by  sloth : 11:22 AM

 

I hope all proceeded well at the lady-checkout center. Did they pat you down, in the manner of this picture? One thing I have always wondered about the tools in the lady business industry - why are they not softer? Why are they metallic, why do they look similar to wood shop tools? Maybe I go to the wrong barber.

# posted by  Mountain Man : 2:27 PM

 

I know. Or if you're lucky, they'll use plastique. Maybe they bust out the woodshop tools for you, MM, because you are strapping Man of Mountain. Personally, I hate the paper smock thing- it's very degrading. Yet my local planned p'hood is cute and they have the poster on the ceiling above the stirrup table that has all the positive feminista affirmations, so you can really feel strong in yourself as you're leaving yourself to float up to the ceiling during the "little pinch" moment.
I really do love them and I think they're rad. I'm still in the making the appointment phase, btw.

# posted by  The Capt'n : 8:00 PM

 

I recommend getting checked out at Kaiser Permanente. What happens is you call to make an appointment, then 6 months later they give you a date and then twenty minutes before the appointment they cancel, and then you just have your Dalmatian insert the paw as speculum. God. What's a lady man, to do?

# posted by  Ali : 8:08 PM

 

Sloth, that's excellent, the emergency giant surf bus ambulance. Overseas/underground railroad. I guess I'll just have to laugh when they start to turn away and shoot americans who try to cross the border into mexico when things fall apart here. I wonder what it would be like to surf across the border. The fence between San Diego county and Tijuana runs out like 50-100 yards into the ocean. But I've never surfed right there nor seen anybody else do it...

# posted by  The Capt'n : 8:17 PM

 

Serious dick blow, Ali. I say drop kaiser perm imediatemente and waddle over to my place of choice. They hook you up on the lo income tip and treat you like a person, too. Even ladyman is human there.

# posted by  The Capt'n : 9:18 PM

 

8 Comments:

The pimple has been specially outfitted with a side-car to take refugees over the red-state borders & into the Free States for their medical procedures. You might want to ready the extended-cab surf-bus for same.

By  sloth, at 9:41 PM  

Oh my god, you think of everything sloth! I'm on it!

By  The Capt'n, at 9:32 AM  

I can see it now:

http://www.italiasurfexpo.it/news/50.jpg

By  sloth, at 11:22 AM  

I hope all proceeded well at the lady-checkout center. Did they pat you down, in the manner of this picture? One thing I have always wondered about the tools in the lady business industry - why are they not softer? Why are they metallic, why do they look similar to wood shop tools? Maybe I go to the wrong barber.

By  Mountain Man, at 2:27 PM  

I know. Or if you're lucky, they'll use plastique. Maybe they bust out the woodshop tools for you, MM, because you are strapping Man of Mountain. Personally, I hate the paper smock thing- it's very degrading. Yet my local planned p'hood is cute and they have the poster on the ceiling above the stirrup table that has all the positive feminista affirmations, so you can really feel strong in yourself as you're leaving yourself to float up to the ceiling during the "little pinch" moment.
I really do love them and I think they're rad. I'm still in the making the appointment phase, btw.

By  The Capt'n, at 8:00 PM  

I recommend getting checked out at Kaiser Permanente. What happens is you call to make an appointment, then 6 months later they give you a date and then twenty minutes before the appointment they cancel, and then you just have your Dalmatian insert the paw as speculum. God. What's a lady man, to do?

By  Ali, at 8:08 PM  

Sloth, that's excellent, the emergency giant surf bus ambulance. Overseas/underground railroad. I guess I'll just have to laugh when they start to turn away and shoot americans who try to cross the border into mexico when things fall apart here. I wonder what it would be like to surf across the border. The fence between San Diego county and Tijuana runs out like 50-100 yards into the ocean. But I've never surfed right there nor seen anybody else do it...

By  The Capt'n, at 8:17 PM  

Serious dick blow, Ali. I say drop kaiser perm imediatemente and waddle over to my place of choice. They hook you up on the lo income tip and treat you like a person, too. Even ladyman is human there.

By  The Capt'n, at 9:18 PM  

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