Team Shredder

Don't let anybody tell you nothing ever happens in San Diego. While it may not be as spicy as, say, South Philadelphia, nevertheless the neighborhood of Team Shredder keeps us on our toes.
Here's one I found yesterday ------->
Pretty good for an ultraconservative
military base/beach town

Plus,
some recent invigorating exchanges experienced by The Capt'n just steps from our front door:

(1)
Lady across the street on bike:
"You're crossing on a red light you idiot!!"
The Capt'n on bike:
(No comment, just turns to look.)
Lady across the street on bike:
"Chaos monger!"

(2)
Lady speeding by on her Jazzy motorized wheelchair:
"HEY BABY, YOU KNOW YOU'RE JAYWALKING?!!!"
The Capt'n:
"Yeah."
Lady on Jazzy:
"Oh, it's a girl."