Team Shredder

Even with hardly any waves at all, which is fine since we're so talented. Even at low tide with reef attacking us, which is ok since we're so tough. And even with thousands of pellicans, seagulls and those other cute thingys dive bombing all around us in a feeding frenzy, causing the whole place to smell like dead fish and bird poop, which we actually love, because we are highly skilled zen warriors with razor-sharp focus who live in the moment.